Today my younger sister Sarah, turns 22. Thus I make this National Silly Sister Day, a celebration of silly younger sisters.
In addition, if any big Hollywood producers are reading this, if you need a hot, up and coming costume designer, my silly sister Sarah is perfect for the job. I’m also still available for any leading roles in action films.
BTW, your present is going to be a little late, Silly. I did the smart thing, though, and used one of the icons on the right to go to Amazon.com to order it so my website gets credit for it. Now that I’m an affiliate, it’s like I get my own personal discount!
NOTE: Do not make your own webpage and become an Amazon.com affiliate; only use my icons to order from them. I deserve the money more.
How hot is your sister? Is she single and post a picture please.
Go away.
And I’ll have a picture up of her as soon as she has one of her wearing the Nuke the Moon t-shirt and holding a gun.
Hey, your sister and I share a birthday! Too cool.
Happy Birthday Sarah … uh you too, Dana!
Stinki,
Thanks! I always wondered why my birthday wasn’t a national holiday. Now that it is, I can get back to thinking about clothes . . . and accesories!
Love,
Sarah
– oh, and Happy B-Day Dana!
Happy B-day, Sarah (and Dana). I also have a silly younger sister. Silly sisters are great! Everyone should have one.
Hey, I remember you wanted grammar corrections…how bout the one for “NOTE: Do not make your own webpage and become and Amazon.com affiliate”…
And another:
“on the right to got to Amazon.com”
I hope this ensures the eternal correctness of all of IMAO’s ways.
BTW, I actually know someone I call “silly Sara.” Coincidence? No, not your sister; this girl doesn’t wear a Nuke the Moon shirt.
Yet.
Chris,
But what else did I say about grammar corrections?
Grr…
I offer two mules for your sister Sarah. If the price is higher then I respectfully withdraw to my cave.
Ah well, I tried.
Greetings,
I am a wealthy Hollywood producer who is scanning the comment threads of weblogs in the hope that I might find a hot up-and-comming costume designer. If you know of a person who fits this bill, please contact one of my many secretaries, who are in Hollywood.
I also seek a handsome young man acquainted with firearms, whom I hope to pay 1 millions dollars to star in an upcomming action film.
Respectfully,
H.E. Pennypacker
Hey, Happy Bday Sarah & Dana. I have no silly younger sisters, only one of the older, more serious variety.
And Frank — “Stinki”?!?!
J
Thanks, everybody. I really didn’t mean to hijack Frank’s comments, or take away from Sarah’s day. Just thought it was a cool coincidence. 🙂
Fielek,
She just calls me that because I call her Silly.
Stinki, eh…files name away–to be used at a later venue
Stinki,
You started calling me “silly” in RETALIATION for me calling you Stinki, and you know it! (I was wondering how long it would take before one you picked up on the nickname)
and Dana,
don’t worry about it – the more the merrier. The holiday of August 10th is for all to enjoy, just don’t forget who inspired it! 😉
Love,