White Glenn used the celebration of another year of evil to attack the fearless leader of the Blogger Alliance (though ordering the Third Season of the Simpson through the banner on my sidebar is a good idea). We cannot stand for this. Alliance members orders of attack are here. Plus, Blackfive is set up to start recording each Alliance member’s specialty. Plus, check out the headquarters for more on White Glenn evil, a history of the blog war, and a photo of the Axis of Naughty at their meeting.
And keep chanting our new meaningless protest slogan:
So he’s also a puppy fryer?
Come on…You can do better than the stupid fryer.
Me like fried puppy pic!
Ryan,
You are retarded!! THE WHITE GLENN SHALL RULE FOREVER!!!!
I must join with Frank.
Reasons.
1. Glenn is a sissy name.
2. Frank J. is a cool name
3. No one named Bubba is involved for me to follow.
Useta know a Glenn Reynolds in upstate New York way back when…It was cats and firecrackers back then…
I suppose if I got anything resembling news or actual humor from your site, I’d probably join your little war, but I mostly find you and the folks who comment here annoying…great, now I’ve annoyed myself. Curse you Ethel!!!
That’s a great slogan.
I want a Frank J rug, they’re so cool.
Ping Stormin’….(aka Susie says “I love you”)
Man, my “weekend” just flew by….two days off in a row and I still didn’t get anything done! With Labor Day weekend coming up and showtimes starting an hour earlier than normal, I will have to work harder that ever…
So I want to know what kind of oil he’s using to deep-fry the puppies. Maybe White Glenn will get cholesterol poisioning! Possibly we could tip off the lawyers with the class action suit against McD’s to go after White Glenn for causing kids to get fat?
The world wonders …
ZB
Obviously an insider snapped this picture at Glenndonalds, where he and all his minions eat.
Their standard fare is the Soylent Value meal, which includes a hot Weiner dog, French Fried Poodles, and a Puppy shake.
Glenn Lied….
Puppies Fried
—Turk 182
(comming to a pet store near you)
“Glenn lied, puppies fried”
Yeah, and I’m sure he stole the oil he’s frying them in from some third world country.
no blood for vegetable oil
Somebody stop me!
What Is Your Battle Cry?Zang! Who is that, striding along the hotel lobby! It is Frank, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally:”This one’s for you, mom! I tear into the enemy faster than the super-flu!”Find out!Enter username: Are…
I’m gonna die laughin!!
The ravenous maw of the blenders and friers must be fed! It’s not online, but this story was on all the local news last night. Verbatim from the Denver Pot:
Northglenn – Nineteen puppies were stolen from a Northglenn pet store during a break-in early Sunday, police Sgt Jim May said in a prepared statement. Police think thieves forced their way through a back door into the Puppies N Stuff store at 1400 W. 104th Ave. between 4 and 6 a.m. Sunday. The stolen puppies are worth more than $7,500, May said. Eight miniature pinschers, three poodles, two pugs, two cocker spaniels, two chihuahuas, a Pomeranian, and a papillon were taken.
The dateline is just a little too coincidental, and the “prepared statement” is clear evidence of at least a cozy relationship, more likely an ongoing conspiracy, between law enforcement and the Enemy.
Hmmmm…
Carnival of the Inanities
It’s my weekend! Yay! Time to see what good stuff I have missed while I was slaving over a hot projector and flinging popcorn at annoying urchins… The Everlasting Phelps eloquently fisks an article that decries the “franchising” of President…