I once again forgot to prep some questions for Frank Answers™, so here instead is a quickie top ten list.
TOP TEN SCANDALOUS ALLEGATIONS TO COME OUT ABOUT ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER BEFORE THE RECALL ELECTION
10. His actual name is Arnold Smith.
9. He’s ripped the tags off all his mattresses.
8. He’s a killer robot from the future sympathizer.
7. He had creative control for the movie Batman & Robin.
6. For good luck before starting filming, he’ll snap a hobo in two.
5. His father died in a Nazi concentration camp… by falling out of guard tower.
4. He has connections to the mafia and the Kennedy family.
3. He’s Rush Limbaugh’s drug dealer.
2. During the filming of Collateral Damage, he referred to John Leguizamo by a number of racial slurs… as far as they could understand what Arnold was saying.
And the number one scandalous allegation to come out about Arnold Schwarzenegger before the recall election…
In the previous election he voted for Gray Davis.
Wow, for a second I thought I was on the LA Times site…but then I said naaaah – cause these are more believable!
I agree Wind Rider, until, that is, when I happened across number 5…that one had me laughing.
#5 I heard from my dad who I think heard it from Don Imus.
“10. His actual name is Arnold Smith.”
Jesus…how come I didn’t think of that? You’re good, Frank J. Too too good.
Re.#3. So Rush was on steriods, not pain killers?
(sigh) I really miss “Frank Answers.”
But #1 was exceptionally funny.
another blog listed some more funny accusations last week (I got the link from Angelweave’s site). They are here.
Well, it looks like the smears didn’t work, and the Governator will soon be in office. Amazing.
Around the Bar…
As usual, Frank J has upped the ante for all humor bloggers. This time he has TWO posts on Aunold. Smear Tactics Gone Wild lists the Top 10 smears against Arnold. In My World: Total Recall 2. This Time It’s…
Around the Bar…
As usual, Frank J has upped the ante for all humor bloggers. This time he has TWO posts on Aunold. Smear Tactics Gone Wild lists the Top 10 smears against Arnold. In My World: Total Recall 2. This Time It’s…
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