I know I said I wasn’t able to write anything funny today, but I decided I owe you, my readers, more of an explanation.
TOP TEN REASONS I DIDN’T HAVE A FUNNY POST TODAY
10. I was too busy with other projects to put the proper time behind a post (those videogames don’t play themselves).
9. I’m now a militant feminist and no longer find anything funny.
8. I was going to write a post about how stupid dirty, smelly hippies are, but then I got worried I might hurt the feelings of a stupid, dirty, smelly hippy.
7. I realized that politics is a serious topic, and should never be made light of.
6. A pink cardboard tank convinced me the war was wrong.
5. I’m too sad to write humor since Glenn Reynolds blended my puppy.
4. I got an obscenity and grammatical error filled hate mail that really made me rethink my positions.
3. A monkey done bit me!
2. I thought humorous posts would distract from my t-shirt sales. BTW, buy my t-shirt!
And the number one reason I didn’t have a funny post today…
Because I know you’ll visit anyway! Bwa ha ha ha!

I’m all funnied out and couldn’t write a post for today. All I can think of is serious things like quantum physics. Maybe you can visit the blogs on my sidebar which may or may not be funny.
Oh yeah, and buy my shirt!
UPDATE: Read tiger. He likes to whine how I don’t read him; it’s funny. Maybe later I could find a muckadoo for us to go bother (one with comments). Suggestions will be accepted.
UPDATE: A worthy cause for the Alliance.
General Douchebaggery
Now there are some muckadoos.