Fixing your blog’s archive problem, adding a Fun Trivia category, writing a new Fun Trivia, drinking some grapefruit juice, and going to bed.
…or so I hope.
The liberal weenies didn’t even wait until your “I’m sick, Dawg” blog hit the archives. They’re bringing on their lame assault to celebrate their whining today.
An obvious attempt to appear superior, but the truth is that they obviously are inferior.
Since my internal clock is 5 hours ahead of most of y’all, it’s time for a Guinness.
4 MORE YEARS! CHEERS TO W!
Here’s a Fun Trivia for you Frank.
The best way to keep with Frank’s posts?
Mozilla Thunderbird! It allows you to subscribe to RSS feeds and read them like email.
Posting doesn’t seem to work, but you just have to click the link in the message header and open it in a browser (Firefox if you’re cool!).
Just a tip in the form of trivia.
Caring for the flu is simple and easy and can even be fun! Simply place the petri dish in a warm, humidity controlled cabinet with subdued lighting. Just keep an eye on the culture medium to ensure that there is always a sufficient quantity to last through any period of time you might be away. Some people prefer to read to their flu, others think light background music is the key to raising a strain of healthy, happy flu. I took mine to the zoo yesterday. Frequent outings of short duration seem to work best for my flu. To each flu, his own!
Brine Barrel filled 1/2 way with 5/8 cup salt & 3/8 cup curing salt per 2 gallons hot water, and a bit of vinegar.
Cut your flu up into ham sized pieces (about 10 – 15 lbs each).
Put the pieces in the brine barrel and let it soak for 6 days. Now that your flu is salted, remove the flu from the brine, dry it off and put it in flour or gunny sacks to keep the flies away. Then hang it up in a cool dry place to dry. It will keep like this for perhaps six weeks if stored in a cool place during the Summer. Of course, it will keep much longer in the Winter. If it goes bad, you’ll know it!
Getting rid of the flu isn’t too terribly difficult, though it is a rather involved process. What you need to do is to make a flu clover (an old folk remedy that I’m more than happy to share with you!).
To make a flu clover, you first need to obtain a large, stout, three-leafed clover with the roundest, broadest, greenest leaves you can find. If the leaves have little black “eye” marks near the stem, all the better. Take the clover and pack it in a mixture of sea salt, rosemary, and nutmeg for no less than three hours (one per leaf). At the end of the three hours, carefully remove the clover and wrap it in the skin of a yellow onion (just the dry part), and set that inside of an abandoned cuckoo’s nest (probably the most difficult ingredient to obtain). Wrap the nest in cheesecloth with cloves of garlic and with scallions all around it. Tie the end of the cloth nice and tight! Next, bring about a gallon of cider vinegar to a rolling boil, add a tablespoon of mulling spice, and drop the bundle into the pot. Let it boil for five minutes, then turn off the flame and allow the concoction to steep for 30 minutes. Afterward, drain the pot, unwrap the bundle (careful! It may still be hot), and fish the clover out of the pungent mixture within. Viola! You have your very own flu clover! Put the clover into a small cheesecloth sack and breathe deep of its aromas periodically. It will clear up your flu in no time!!
Note: You might be tempted to try and make a stronger remedy by using more clovers. Resist this temptation! It will actually dillute the effectiveness of the other ingredients. Like my grandmother always used to say, “One flu clover per cuckoo’s nest.”
Drink a Hot Tottie – Michael Jackson often confuses this with a hot toddler – don’t make that mistake or you will go to jail.
Hot Tottie:
Tea
Bourbon or Tennessee Whiskey
Honey
Squeeze of lemon juice
Will make you feel better and knock you on your ass. Trust me, it works!
What is the easiest way to piss off a liberal? Tell them God loves them.
This country is divided because liberals HATE God. They think they are their own god, and NO ONE will give them 10 Commandments how to live their lives.
They don’t care about the truth, they don’t care about the law, they don’t care about the decent and right thing to do. They only care about what they want right now. And that is usually either drugs or deviant sex. What is deviant sex? Whatever someone else thinks is wrong.
If you can read thank a teacher. If it’s English you can read thank a soldier, sailor, marine, or airman. And if you can read what you want to read, thank God for your freedom.
If the Guinness doesn’t do it change medicine to rum (this is only to increase dossage, yeah right) 2 shots an hour till you feel better which should be at about the 2nd hour. Continue until flu symtoms pass then post for a hangover cure. It’s all really about time once you got it
Hope You Get Well Soon,
Bill
by beign FIRST to post!
Also your solution works well Frank
YEEEEEHAAAW. Thanks frank. Fun trivia is great.
The liberal weenies didn’t even wait until your “I’m sick, Dawg” blog hit the archives. They’re bringing on their lame assault to celebrate their whining today.
An obvious attempt to appear superior, but the truth is that they obviously are inferior.
Since my internal clock is 5 hours ahead of most of y’all, it’s time for a Guinness.
4 MORE YEARS! CHEERS TO W!
Here’s a Fun Trivia for you Frank.
The best way to keep with Frank’s posts?
Mozilla Thunderbird! It allows you to subscribe to RSS feeds and read them like email.
Posting doesn’t seem to work, but you just have to click the link in the message header and open it in a browser (Firefox if you’re cool!).
Just a tip in the form of trivia.
did you try mixing therma-flu with nyquil and taking shots of it while wearing a giant cowboy hat?
Caring for the flu is simple and easy and can even be fun! Simply place the petri dish in a warm, humidity controlled cabinet with subdued lighting. Just keep an eye on the culture medium to ensure that there is always a sufficient quantity to last through any period of time you might be away. Some people prefer to read to their flu, others think light background music is the key to raising a strain of healthy, happy flu. I took mine to the zoo yesterday. Frequent outings of short duration seem to work best for my flu. To each flu, his own!
Brine Barrel filled 1/2 way with 5/8 cup salt & 3/8 cup curing salt per 2 gallons hot water, and a bit of vinegar.
Cut your flu up into ham sized pieces (about 10 – 15 lbs each).
Put the pieces in the brine barrel and let it soak for 6 days. Now that your flu is salted, remove the flu from the brine, dry it off and put it in flour or gunny sacks to keep the flies away. Then hang it up in a cool dry place to dry. It will keep like this for perhaps six weeks if stored in a cool place during the Summer. Of course, it will keep much longer in the Winter. If it goes bad, you’ll know it!
Getting rid of the flu isn’t too terribly difficult, though it is a rather involved process. What you need to do is to make a flu clover (an old folk remedy that I’m more than happy to share with you!).
To make a flu clover, you first need to obtain a large, stout, three-leafed clover with the roundest, broadest, greenest leaves you can find. If the leaves have little black “eye” marks near the stem, all the better. Take the clover and pack it in a mixture of sea salt, rosemary, and nutmeg for no less than three hours (one per leaf). At the end of the three hours, carefully remove the clover and wrap it in the skin of a yellow onion (just the dry part), and set that inside of an abandoned cuckoo’s nest (probably the most difficult ingredient to obtain). Wrap the nest in cheesecloth with cloves of garlic and with scallions all around it. Tie the end of the cloth nice and tight! Next, bring about a gallon of cider vinegar to a rolling boil, add a tablespoon of mulling spice, and drop the bundle into the pot. Let it boil for five minutes, then turn off the flame and allow the concoction to steep for 30 minutes. Afterward, drain the pot, unwrap the bundle (careful! It may still be hot), and fish the clover out of the pungent mixture within. Viola! You have your very own flu clover! Put the clover into a small cheesecloth sack and breathe deep of its aromas periodically. It will clear up your flu in no time!!
Note: You might be tempted to try and make a stronger remedy by using more clovers. Resist this temptation! It will actually dillute the effectiveness of the other ingredients. Like my grandmother always used to say, “One flu clover per cuckoo’s nest.”
you forgot playing video games. Nothing makes me not regret missing work than a day spent in front of the computer or xbox playing games
We Goombas have a time-tested method for curing the flu: 8 oz. of Nyquil daily until the symptoms pass. Use Nyquil liberally.
Vodka, fish left in the sun for a week, and expired cottage cheese.
Drink a Hot Tottie – Michael Jackson often confuses this with a hot toddler – don’t make that mistake or you will go to jail.
Hot Tottie:
Tea
Bourbon or Tennessee Whiskey
Honey
Squeeze of lemon juice
Will make you feel better and knock you on your ass. Trust me, it works!
What is the easiest way to piss off a liberal? Tell them God loves them.
This country is divided because liberals HATE God. They think they are their own god, and NO ONE will give them 10 Commandments how to live their lives.
They don’t care about the truth, they don’t care about the law, they don’t care about the decent and right thing to do. They only care about what they want right now. And that is usually either drugs or deviant sex. What is deviant sex? Whatever someone else thinks is wrong.
If you can read thank a teacher. If it’s English you can read thank a soldier, sailor, marine, or airman. And if you can read what you want to read, thank God for your freedom.
Yes, McWert, but how does that cure flu symptoms? :o)
If it works, lemme know. Bla … been sleeping all day.
Flu: drink 2 pints of Guinness and blog in the morning.
If the Guinness doesn’t do it change medicine to rum (this is only to increase dossage, yeah right) 2 shots an hour till you feel better which should be at about the 2nd hour. Continue until flu symtoms pass then post for a hangover cure. It’s all really about time once you got it
Hope You Get Well Soon,
Bill
My favorite nurse dealt witht the flu by humming Madonna songs at 3am.
http://head-nurse.blogspot.com/2005_01_01_head-nurse_archive.html#110586935508216267