Question for My Readers

Posted by Frank J. on 27 January 2005, 3:58 pm

Since I steal money from the government through a number of different schemes, do I need to disclose that information before any commentary I do on the policies of the Bush administration whom I’m defrauding the money from? All this disclosure stuff is starting to confuse me.

IMAO EXCLUSIVE!!! SEN. TED KENNEDY BANNED FROM THE CAPITOL!!!

Posted by Frank J. on 27 January 2005, 2:26 pm

MUST CREDIT IMAO!!!
I have just heard from the fire marshal in D.C. that Senator Ted Kennedy has been banned from the Capitol since the size of his head violates fire safety regulations. The marshal also had to add, “Kennedy is a big fat drunk and I hate him.”
Right after the ruling, Kennedy was fished from a nearby river to get a response. Those who heard him said his immediate reaction was a bunch of incoherent mumblings with a thick Bostonian accent.
BIG SCOOP!!! MAKE SURE TO CREDIT IMAO!!!

The Great Move of 2005 – Part II

Posted by Frank J. on 27 January 2005, 11:57 am

SarahK, who’s had trouble making time for blogging as of late, has part II of our most un-Hitler journey from Amarillo to Melbourne in a U-Haul.
OT, the Evil SarahK has some pictures from SarahK’s tryout at American Idol I’ve never seen (I love the look of Minerva in the third pic). Also, she has a neat picture of my little hellian Sydney at play.