Some of you are problably wonder that with the addition of me to the IMAO Roster, is there any low to which IMAO will not sink.
Well, even Frank has his standards, and sometimes I write things that just don’t make the cut because they’re too rude, too disgusting, or downright evil.
And in the case of “The IMAO Gold Mine” script for the podcast, I agree 100%. Making fun of a situation where twelve people have died and an entire town is in mourning because of a greedy corporate owner of a mine and a parasitic media presence rubbing salt in their wounds to capture the screams live on air isn’t what I’d consider a nice thing to do.
One does not vilify media-vampire Geraldo Rivera by becoming more revolting and disgusting as him. It does not follow Frank’s code of Be Honorable, Ronin!
But, reading back over it, it’s still darned funny. So I’m going to post the draft script at IFOC and come up with something a little more cheerful and happy.
It’s a sunny day out. I’m sure I’ll be inspired to write something sunny.
Wait… where did this bump on my skin come from… um… skin cancer?
AAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH! Sunscreen! Sunscreen! Killer sun!
