Q: What was the first clue that Ted Kennedy sired a “love child” back in 1995?
Archive of entries posted on 19th January 2006
As the Sand Falls
Cool time waster, with it’s own song!
I like setting the pen size to 32, filling the screen completely with spout, use the “???”, let some plant grown until it fills the entire screen, and then start a fire on the plant. Then there’s plant and fire forever! Ha ha ha!
(hat tip Jonah Goldberg from The Corner)
Destined for the Bargin Bin
So, now there’s another new audiotape from Osama bin Laden, and that just shows how backwards these Islamists are in that they still haven’t moved onto CDs. Why can’t he publish his threats on iTunes?
So does he have enough material for a greatest hits album now?
Osama bin Laden’s Greatest Hits
1. “Die, infidels.”
2. “Blame it on the jooos.”
3. “Another attack is coming soon.”
4. “Instead of just 72 virgins, can I have a few sluts, too?”
5. “I really am still alive.”
6. “The Dialysis Song”
7. “Another attack is coming soon… this time for real.”
8. “I’ll kill you all after I get this gum out of my beard.”
9. “No, we’re not losing membership, but who wants to buy some used AK-47s?”
10. “Die, infidels.” the Fat Boy Slim remix
11. “Why does bacon have to smell so good?”
Furry Ball of Death
Ooh! Now I want a hamster!
(hat tip to JPod at The Corner)
Carnival Of Comedy Is Up
The latest Carnival of Comedy, hosted this week by Rachel at Pereiraville, is up! Go lookie look at all the funny submitted and sorted and processed and belittled and Rachel linked to at the Carnival of Comedy #38!!. Go Rachel!
Carnival Schedule Update:
January 26th – #39: Michael Fitch at Radioactive Liberty
February 2nd – #40: Taleena at Sun Comprehending Glass
February 9th – #41: Some unsuspecting schmuck – It could be you!
February 16th – #42: Sherlock at Bakerstreet (First to be volunteered by a spouse)