I just read this from the New Criterion, it’s written by a Canadian conservative (yes, they exist). It’s a little long but is very good writing, and is extremely good thinking about the state of our world and western civilization’s coming collapse because the non-western world (you know the one) is out breeding us. It makes me almost feel sorry for those nonbreeding Europeans. Almost
The rest of us need to go ahead and buy all the guns, ammo and canned goods we can afford. And of course make all the red state babies we can.
RTWT.
Update: Taking Christianity, which nurtured western civ., to them would be a great plan also.
Update 2: Apparently the New Criterion is over their bandwidth budget for January. The google cache for the article is here
Ht to Right Wing Testimonial for the link to the cache.
Update 3: Now Steyn’s article is on OpinionJournal (thanks Grepon), and it looks way better than the cache. And it’s still in English instead of Farsi! For a limited time.
Archive of entries posted on 2nd January 2006
Things I Learned on My Disney Cruise
THINGS I LEARNED ON MY DISNEY CRUISE
* No matter how annoying some kid is, there will be an angry parent if you toss him overboard.
* Though the veranda is private, you should check wind conditions before urinating off of it.
* If you buy a $7 “Cuban” cigar in Mexico, it’s most likely not actually Cuban and maybe not even an actual cigar.
* Though Mickey Mouse staring at you may creep you out, try not to snap and drop kick him. Otherwise, no mint on your pillow for you.
* If any employee of Disney is caught not smiling, he or she is immediately keelhauled.
* Though Disney cruises are great for families, there were a number of honeymooning couples, older couples without children, and pedophiles.
* It’s good they had some bars that were adult only, because it’s pretty annoying to have a barstool next to a hyperactive, drunk eight-year-old.
* Donald Duck is still my favorite Disney character, but he can’t make a martini worth @#$%.
* When it’s early in the morning and I call room service for some coffee, I actually find it annoying for them to be that unnaturally cheery.
* Disney’s own island, Castaway Cay, seemed to be lacking in defenses, and I’m sure I could overthrow its puppet government if I could only sneak a few weapons onto it.
* SarahK doesn’t think honeymoons should be spent plotting violent coups.
* While the Disney movie Pirates of the Caribbean seemed to be sympathetic to pirates, any actual pirates that are encountered in the Caribbean are dealt with by the Disney staff quite violently and ruthlessly.
Out of Curiosity
Frank J.’s 100% Guaranteed 2006 Predictions
Yeah, so I’ve already had one day of 2006 to collect data unlike other predictors, but that will just make mine all the more accurate.
2006 PREDICTIONS
* Not sure how long or when until the death toll in Iraq reaches the next big round number of 3,000, the ghoulish left will now make a big deal anytime the number killed in Iraq is a prime number.
* As more heavily Democratic cities like New Orleans are hit with huge, natural disasters, the idea that President Bush has a weather machine will move from theory to accepted fact to be feared.
* Many of the Democratic Party’s base will turn against the hawkish Joe Lieberman, but they will be no match for Joe-mentum which will kill thousands and leave Lieberman ruling the Democratic Party with an iron fist.
* The temperatures this year, whether hot, cold, or lukewarm, will be hailed as proof of global warming.
* Michael Moore’s next movie will be pushed back a year when, unable to wait ten minutes for his assistant to bring back McDonalds, he will eat the first cut.
* According to inside sources, lots of information will be leaked this next year.
* In November, the Republicans will once again add to their majorities in the House and Senate. Having gone bankrupt and unable to pay its bookies, the Democratic Party will have its thumbs broken by the Mafia.
* The majority of the audience for DailyKos.com and DemocraticUnderground.com will become psychologists writing papers on mental breakdowns.
* Blogs will mobilize against the growing threat to their power: podcasts. Most will dismiss them since they don’t even own an iPod.
* Due to decreasing audiences for the MSM, they will completely cut their budget for reporting and just make stuff up or report on what they read off the ‘net… unless that’s already happened.
* Due to the increasing popularity of suicide bombings, they will cease to exist.
* In a new compromise, the Palestinians will finally be given a state. Its location will greatly anger research scientists and penguins. Morgan Freeman will narrate the new arrangement.
* As the popularity of freedom increases in the Middle East, the Europeans will consider having freedoms themselves. Freedom will be rejected, though, in favor of a 30 hour work week.
* North Korea will develop nuclear weapons and destroy themselves in an attempted attack on South Korea. The last intercepted transmission out of the country will be: “What Korea are we again?”
* China will continue to supply us with cheap merchandise while secretly plotting our demise.
* I will be able to cut and paste the previous bullet point for predictions for the next ten years.
* The IMAO team will become rich and famous in 2006, get high on our success, and then burnout, blaming each other and finally splitting up. Cadet Happy’s solo album will be the only individual success, though he will be pretending to be me.
* Tickets for our reunion tour in December are on sale now.