Dear God,
Wrong Penn.
Your pal,
Laurence
Archive of entries posted on 24th January 2006
A View into the Toilet Bowl
Greyhawk looks into the history of Daily Kos up to the strange and sudden involvement of John Kerry (who formerly disowned the site after the “screw ’em” controversy). His piece is called, quite appropriately, Cleaning the Toilets.
(hat tip to Blackfive)
“Mommy, I Don’t Like the Way this Crowd Is Looking at Me”
Caption contest, or does this one speak for itself?
(hat tip to Jonah Goldberg of The Corner)
Know Thy Enemy: DUmmies and KosKids
Chris Matthews has somehow gotten the moonbats hating him since he made the obvious comparison between Osama bin Laden’s rhetoric and Michael Moore (who previously bragged that Osama must have watched his film Fahrenheit 911). John Kerry actually went on the mental patient emporium, Daily “Screw ‘Em” Kos, to defend Michael Moore, probably in hopes that people don’t realize that OBL’s rhetoric was not quite as radical as Moore’s and closer to his own.
This is a bad precedent for Democrats to be closely associating with the noisy nuts. What’s next? Reid going on Democratic Underground and patiently listening to their crazed conspiracy theories involving Bush and Rove and aliens? The wackos of Daily Kos and DU have been trying for a while to grasp at the steering wheel of the Democratic Party with their tiny, clawed hands, but, if they get control of that Yugo, they’ll send it off a cliff post haste. Thus, I had my crack research staff look into the crazies so that even the Democratic leadership will know:
FUN FACTS ABOUT DUMMIES AND KOSKIDS
The Weekly “Wasn’t Last Night’s Episode of 24 Badass?” Post
The Key to Happiness? Being Invaded!
Who are extremely optimistic about their future? Countries we invaded, of course.
And do you know what happy Iraqis mean? Angry liberals!
(hat tip to the Almighty Blender)