Open Letter To God

Dear God,
Wrong Penn.
Your pal,
Laurence

21 Comments

  1. Bah, it’s probably just a publicity stunt from the GTA developers. CSI said so, and CBS never lies!
    Why, just a few days ago they said on CSI: Miami that all bloggers reveal trade secrets as hidden messages on their blogs, which is true.
    Also, they said that the Internet looks like a weird 90s cyberspace hallucination. Must’ve consulted Al Gore on that.

  2. Laurence, is that the thought EVERYONE had?
    Please allow me to paraphrase the most recent conversation between my girlfriend and me:
    ME: Chris Penn died last night.
    HER: Is he related to Sean Penn?
    ME: Yea, his brother. The one who was funny and could play more than one character.
    HER: Damn, they got the wrong one? Maybe God’ll make the switch when no one’s looking.
    She doesn’t know who he was, but still got it right.

  3. What a world! The amiable 40 year old beefy guy dies and the spastic big-headed twerpy older brother will likely be pissing people off for another fifty years. As another 40 year old amiable beefy guy, I’m a little worried.
    It’s also annoying that the press pretty much called him “Sean’s Penn’s Brother” throughout the entire article.
    Aargh!

  4. I hadn’t heard the news and I laughed. I assumed a Penn had kicked and sure as S*** wasn’t that wanker that keeps getting acting jobs for some reason.
    It reminds me of the Simpsons episonde where Homer is Death and Kills Patty rather than Marge. Maybe Death Really likes Spiccoli and God actually told him to bump Sean off.
    Once again, the Angel of Death pisses in my cheerios!

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