According to John Hawkins’s new blogger poll (which I forgot to participate in this time), Condoleezza Rice is the favorite for conservatives for the next President. The only problem is that she has not said that she will run. Many people have tried to draft Condoleezza Rice, but not me! I think I’ll write her a letter that should convince her for sure:
Dear Condoleezza Rice,
Hi. My name is Frank J. You seem like a very nice person, and I think it would be super if you ran for President (of the United States, that is). Though it might be hard and involve some math (which, I hear, women are not good at), I bet you could do a good job if you worked at it. You could even get to order bombings, which is fun.
The reason it is important for you to run is that Hillary Clinton is going to run for President too as she is evil and desires power more than anything else. If she became President, that would be very bad. It might even trigger the End of Days, and I’m not sure I’m ready for that. Thus, it would be very nice of you to become President instead of her. I’m sure you could beat her because you’re hardly evil at all when compared to Hillary, and the American public will respond to that.
Thank you very much.
Cordially,
Frank J.
If that won’t do it, nothing will.