TO: spacemonkey
RE: Another Un-Funny Truism
“Abortion: 1 of 2 medical procedure where success results in the patient’s death. The other is assisted suicide.” — spacemonkey
Only half of the people who go into an abortion survive.
Regards,
Chuck(le)
P.S. In truth, the long-term perception of Roe v. Wade will be that it was worse than the Dredd Scott decision; another case where the Supreme Court ruled that a class of people were not really ‘people’ in the eyes of the Law.
TO: Mr. Bubble
RE: Yeah
“Pro-abortion types are killing their own future voters.” — Mr. Bubble
Taranto refers to it as the Roe effect. And it’s apparently having an impact on elections already.
Case in point, if Roe v. Wade had not gone into effect, Al Gore would be president, due to the probable number of additional liberals of voting age in Florida.
Regards,
Chuck(le)
And here’s a not-very-tasteful one for Lair:
Q. What’s the difference between a Jewish woman’s abortion and a circumcision?
A. In an abortion, they throw out the whole Jew.
My favorites are from Sarah Silverman:
“My boyfriend and I wanted to have an abortion, but I was having trouble conceiving.”
and
“I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted
an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.”
Read Freakonomics – the Roe effect may also have contributed to the sudden decline in crime during the early 90’s.
Don’t get me wrong, abortion is murder and I am absolutely opposed to it … but they make a good case for their statement.
/TJ
Ann Coulter linked to this today.
I don’t know who this Dahlia person is, but she (?) MUST be stopped! I mean, can you imagine what would happen if the Dems started listening to her? They might actually be able to hold a conversation on the “merits” of their viewpoint.
Can’t we involve her somehow with Evil Glenn’s hobo-killing, puppy-blending rampages?
Hey so I have to agree with Monica. Some things are in fact, not funny. Furthermore, realize that if you want liberals to take you seriously when you argue for the lives of these children, perhaps it would work out better for your “speaker credibility” if you hadn’t already made fun of them dying.
Just a though.
Shepshep,
Can you say “Satire”? I know it has more than one syllable, so you might get stuck on it, but please try. None of us really finds abortion funny. At All.
But we crack wise because the fact that it was ever taken out of the state’s hands is absurd. People tend to joke at times about what they find wrong with the world. I’m sure your Hero, Jon Stewart would agree.
Which kinda makes my skin crawl. I have to go shower now.
TJ: Freakonomics is full of crap! It is a fallicy in deductive reasoning to conclude that one thing happened as a result of a previous event just because one followed the other does not mean there is a cause-effect relationship. The argument for the so called Roe effect is the worst kind of racism. The argument goes: Since Blacks commit more crimes and because Blacks have more abortions it follows that the effect of Roe is that crime is reduced by allowing abortion. WOW! In reality, with this line of reasoning you could completely eliminate crime by aborting ALL fetuses. In a few years- voila- no crime at all. Bad Logic!!! Freakonomics is full of it.
Mr. Bubble,
You said, “Pro-abortion types are killing their own future voters.”
I have to disagree. As a bloc, the dead usually end up voting “progressive”.
Tim
To sarasmom: Now the only way I’ll get my daughter to eat brusseln sprouts is to claim they were a result of rape, incest or a threat to the CPKs’ life! Oh, and how do you spell eeewwww?
Hey Scotty, you now agree with William Bennett, who was thrown off of the radio airwaves for saying EXACTLY THE SAME THING! Feel free to whip yourself with a wet noodle if you must.
As far as these jokes go, and so I can quote a friend of mine, these jokes are funnier than a truckload of dead babies on Mother’s Day. Truly wrong, I know, but funny in the right situation (like this one).
These jokes poke fun at the absurdity of a so-called “right” to choose (to kill a baby), not the dead babies themselves. If you humorless snits can’t grasp the concept perhaps a little too much of your own brains was suctioned away in a botched abortion attempt.
DesertElephant, you say Santa’s not real…next you’ll say the Easter Bunny is fake. SANTA IS REAL!!!!
I wish everyone peace, love and understanding.
all the best,
ceann rua
Q: How are the right to an abortion and Santa Claus alike?
A: Neither are real or mentioned in the Constitution.
Do you mean the “dead baby” jokes from grade school?
Abortion: 1 of 2 medical procedure where success results in the patient’s death. The other is assisted suicide.
Not funny but true
TO: spacemonkey
RE: Another Un-Funny Truism
“Abortion: 1 of 2 medical procedure where success results in the patient’s death. The other is assisted suicide.” — spacemonkey
Only half of the people who go into an abortion survive.
Regards,
Chuck(le)
P.S. In truth, the long-term perception of Roe v. Wade will be that it was worse than the Dredd Scott decision; another case where the Supreme Court ruled that a class of people were not really ‘people’ in the eyes of the Law.
What do they call an abortion in Prague?
A cancelled Czech!
Andrew! That was just sick and wrong… but damned Funny!
Pro-abortion types are killing their own future voters.
Steven Wright: “I had a dream that all the aborted babies came back, and they were mad.”
TO: Mr. Bubble
RE: Yeah
“Pro-abortion types are killing their own future voters.” — Mr. Bubble
Taranto refers to it as the Roe effect. And it’s apparently having an impact on elections already.
Case in point, if Roe v. Wade had not gone into effect, Al Gore would be president, due to the probable number of additional liberals of voting age in Florida.
Regards,
Chuck(le)
Some subjects aren’t funny. A hard thing to grasp, I know.
And here’s a not-very-tasteful one for Lair:
Q. What’s the difference between a Jewish woman’s abortion and a circumcision?
A. In an abortion, they throw out the whole Jew.
Hah! You good Christians sure know good jokes! Abortion is really funny! Keep up the compassion.
My favorites are from Sarah Silverman:
“My boyfriend and I wanted to have an abortion, but I was having trouble conceiving.”
and
“I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted
an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.”
Q: What do you call a cow that had an abortion?
A: Decaffinated
Did you know that brussel sprouts are just aborted Cabbage Patch Kids?
Hillary Clinton
The funnist joke of them all.
Yesterday was the 33rd anniversary of Roe v. Wade……and somewhere in America, a young man was celebrating a VERY AWKWARD 33rd Birthday.
Read Freakonomics – the Roe effect may also have contributed to the sudden decline in crime during the early 90’s.
Don’t get me wrong, abortion is murder and I am absolutely opposed to it … but they make a good case for their statement.
/TJ
Ann Coulter linked to this today.
I don’t know who this Dahlia person is, but she (?) MUST be stopped! I mean, can you imagine what would happen if the Dems started listening to her? They might actually be able to hold a conversation on the “merits” of their viewpoint.
Can’t we involve her somehow with Evil Glenn’s hobo-killing, puppy-blending rampages?
Hey so I have to agree with Monica. Some things are in fact, not funny. Furthermore, realize that if you want liberals to take you seriously when you argue for the lives of these children, perhaps it would work out better for your “speaker credibility” if you hadn’t already made fun of them dying.
Just a though.
The ever-classy IMAO goes even classier with an “abortion jokes” thread.
🙂
Shepshep,
Can you say “Satire”? I know it has more than one syllable, so you might get stuck on it, but please try. None of us really finds abortion funny. At All.
But we crack wise because the fact that it was ever taken out of the state’s hands is absurd. People tend to joke at times about what they find wrong with the world. I’m sure your Hero, Jon Stewart would agree.
Which kinda makes my skin crawl. I have to go shower now.
TJ: Freakonomics is full of crap! It is a fallicy in deductive reasoning to conclude that one thing happened as a result of a previous event just because one followed the other does not mean there is a cause-effect relationship. The argument for the so called Roe effect is the worst kind of racism. The argument goes: Since Blacks commit more crimes and because Blacks have more abortions it follows that the effect of Roe is that crime is reduced by allowing abortion. WOW! In reality, with this line of reasoning you could completely eliminate crime by aborting ALL fetuses. In a few years- voila- no crime at all. Bad Logic!!! Freakonomics is full of it.
Actually, Scotty, your last claim is not so spurious, and it IS good logic. No people, no crime. However, the previous point is truly bad logic.
Mr. Bubble,
You said, “Pro-abortion types are killing their own future voters.”
I have to disagree. As a bloc, the dead usually end up voting “progressive”.
Tim
To sarasmom: Now the only way I’ll get my daughter to eat brusseln sprouts is to claim they were a result of rape, incest or a threat to the CPKs’ life! Oh, and how do you spell eeewwww?
Hey Scotty, you now agree with William Bennett, who was thrown off of the radio airwaves for saying EXACTLY THE SAME THING! Feel free to whip yourself with a wet noodle if you must.
As far as these jokes go, and so I can quote a friend of mine, these jokes are funnier than a truckload of dead babies on Mother’s Day. Truly wrong, I know, but funny in the right situation (like this one).
These jokes poke fun at the absurdity of a so-called “right” to choose (to kill a baby), not the dead babies themselves. If you humorless snits can’t grasp the concept perhaps a little too much of your own brains was suctioned away in a botched abortion attempt.
Q: whats black and blue and red and crawls up your leg?
A: A failed abortion
Most of the greatest comics have arisen from tragic and painful childhoods. Humor is often the best way to deal with pain. It is a way to medicate.
DesertElephant, you say Santa’s not real…next you’ll say the Easter Bunny is fake. SANTA IS REAL!!!!
I wish everyone peace, love and understanding.
all the best,
ceann rua