After getting a recommendation from the great modern literary critic Osama bin Laden, the anti-American book Rogue State has shot up in sales. Due to common misspellings, Rouge State, a memoir of being a transvestite in America, is also selling increasingly well.
I’m so glad that we have grounded, reasonable, impartial folk like Bin Laden to point us to such an amazing, insightful tome. I’m also amazed that I typed that with a straight face.
Though it is hard to feel sorry for any Lib, besides my pity for their delusional minds, I feel for them when they get their Amazon order. Instead of a nice, vehemently anti-American polemic, they get the memoirs of a master of the fold and tuck.
He’s a Chomsky fan too, I hear.
Of course he is a chomsky fan. Both obl and chomsky are statist. Chomsky of the marxist variety and obl of the theocratic flavor. Both are oligarhies and, as such, are one in the same.
Osama might have less frizzy hair than Chomsky though. If we ever see him sans Turban, we might be able to actually tell the two apart someday.