Hmmm. Tattoo on the neck, knocked up by, from the looks of it, Michael Moore’s college tour. Yeah, I’d wanna die before seeing the light of day, too!
Kinda like the Cindy Sheehan’s son’s “Go to Iraq to get away from mommy, die there to stay away” plan.
Fox News Flash: “In a stunning display of events a self inseminated hermaphrodite approaches the sacrifical alter to perform the first live partial birth abortion via Pay per View.”
Unnamed fetal mass adds, “I’m glad Mommy’s in a good enough place in her life that she can see fit to keep me. Does that mean one of the members of Slipknot stepped up to the plate?”
“This is the photo we’ve been talking about today on out newscast, taken just moments before stated fetus aborted itself. Later, as the placenta was passed, a note was found stating that the child couldn’t go on developing knowing the cheetos and bong smoke would be its only source of nutrition until 5 years of age. Please stay tuned as more developments become available.”
Cheetos and bong smoke!!!LMAO OMgoodness that almost made me lose my bladder control!!!
Anyway I’m thinking the BABY is begging for someone to save him/her from the rest of his/her life with THAT loser of a mom.
…No, I can’t think of anything. Really, this one speaks so much for itself. I can’t believe that you guys have actually come up with some decent captions. My favorite is a tie between spacemonkey’s and Beolaf.
ssj2gunslinger
The baby (or unviable tissue mass for commie libs out there) is probably thinking, “I can’t wait to put your goth @ss in a nursing home. I’ll make sure the staff beats you.”
Then again, maybe she’s just a fat sack of crap and isn’t pregnant at all.
“My baby has no voice.”
“My baby has no choice.”
Maybe four months ago, I’d have little problem, but that chick is sick, implying that tomorrow, or next month, this bulge is toast.
An aside: Don’t you think it will be ironic when that kid (assuming it survives) grows up to run for office with a big red “R” next to his name?
Hey, it could happen. My folks are foaming libs, and I’m a dirty Republican.
Here’s a neat little fact. Being pro-choice means you can Choose to Have your kid as well as Choose to abort. 😀
btw, love the ‘Che Capitalism’ T-shirts.
My Baby is ProChoice…unfortunately so was my mom.
My baby is, no was ProChoice.
My baby is, no was, ProChoice.
Hmmm. Tattoo on the neck, knocked up by, from the looks of it, Michael Moore’s college tour. Yeah, I’d wanna die before seeing the light of day, too!
Kinda like the Cindy Sheehan’s son’s “Go to Iraq to get away from mommy, die there to stay away” plan.
My baby is already on her 4th abortion!
thought bubble out of stomach
“jeez this is what mommy’s friends are like? I think I’ll be a republican…they have hotter girls anyway.”
Fox News Flash: “In a stunning display of events a self inseminated hermaphrodite approaches the sacrifical alter to perform the first live partial birth abortion via Pay per View.”
Reminds me of the T-shirt Hell baby shirt, “Now that I’m safe I’m pro-choice”
WAIT a minute!!!!!!
Her stomach says BABY!!!
Does that mean her baby is going to abort her?
F*&^%^g hippies.
Some funny captions, but a sickening picture…
I dont think she gave her baby a choice to be pro-choice or not.
“I’m not a baby, I’m a choice. Get your terminology correct, you slattern!”
“My fetus has no choice!”
“your baby is pro-choice”, yeah but does your baby have a daddy in the home?
Unnamed fetal mass adds, “I’m glad Mommy’s in a good enough place in her life that she can see fit to keep me. Does that mean one of the members of Slipknot stepped up to the plate?”
“This is the photo we’ve been talking about today on out newscast, taken just moments before stated fetus aborted itself. Later, as the placenta was passed, a note was found stating that the child couldn’t go on developing knowing the cheetos and bong smoke would be its only source of nutrition until 5 years of age. Please stay tuned as more developments become available.”
My WHAT is pro choice???
It’s just not right that those people can procreate…
Cheetos and bong smoke!!!LMAO OMgoodness that almost made me lose my bladder control!!!
Anyway I’m thinking the BABY is begging for someone to save him/her from the rest of his/her life with THAT loser of a mom.
…No, I can’t think of anything. Really, this one speaks so much for itself. I can’t believe that you guys have actually come up with some decent captions. My favorite is a tie between spacemonkey’s and Beolaf.
ssj2gunslinger
Ummm heres my baby do you want me to kill it? Cauz ummmm I’m not sure yet if I want to like ummm kill it.
How drunk to you have to get to f**k THAT?
Poor sumbitch was too wasted to even pull out, but….it was HER father who should’ve pulled out early.
ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!
Every day is a game of Russian Roulette for her baby.
my baby is prochoice and suffering from ink poisoning.
Baby: Three cheers for my potential dismemberment!
Too bad her mother wasn’t pro choice.
Change that to an “I’m with stupid” and the baby might actually agree.
The baby (or unviable tissue mass for commie libs out there) is probably thinking, “I can’t wait to put your goth @ss in a nursing home. I’ll make sure the staff beats you.”
Then again, maybe she’s just a fat sack of crap and isn’t pregnant at all.
‘My beer gut is pro-kegger!’
Babies for abortion… now THAT’S like roaches for Raid.
“My mommy’s never heard of Crest Whitestrips!”.
Is that the handle of a ninja sword by her right hand?
Let’s hope my baby is also pro-crack and pro-enchiladas. Cause thats what he’s getting.
“i’m stuck in stupid.”
Baby declares wish to not be raised as a liberal, tells interviewer, “Give me Conservatism, or give me death!”
The childs name to be?
Irony
Liberals having suicidal children!
“My baby has no voice.”
“My baby has no choice.”
Maybe four months ago, I’d have little problem, but that chick is sick, implying that tomorrow, or next month, this bulge is toast.
Mommy went to an abortion clinic and all I got was this tattoo.
And a needle through my skull.
An aside: Don’t you think it will be ironic when that kid (assuming it survives) grows up to run for office with a big red “R” next to his name?
Hey, it could happen. My folks are foaming libs, and I’m a dirty Republican.
LOOK ….shes got marks where theyve been touching her with a ten foot pole!
Here’s a neat little fact. Being pro-choice means you can Choose to Have your kid as well as Choose to abort. 😀
btw, love the ‘Che Capitalism’ T-shirts.