(A Filthy Lie)
When Glenn received a copy of “King Dork” in the mail, his secretary wondered if someone was maybe trying to tell him something.
Which leads me to wonder what I should send to drop him a hint. A sort of subtle intervention, as it were.
For example…

This book says “it’s time for you to get some help for your liquified canine addiction“:

This book says “your last human sacrifice managed to leave a trail of clues, although you would’ve gotten away with it if it handn’t been for those meddling kids.”

This book says, “if you’re going to practice a religion, then practice it religiously.”

This giant flag featuring every protester’s favorite dead 3-letter-name commie says “Mao is SOOOOOO 20th century. Get hip. Get trendy. Get sex from slutty hippy chicks. Get Che.”

This book says “if you’re going to punch Frank J., for Heaven’s sake, do it right.”

This CD says “how you dance is none of our business, but please do it in the privacy of your own home”.

This 2006 Calendar says “I won’t judge you, even though I disagree with your ‘choice of lifestyle‘”

And finally, this T-shirt says “wear one of these, and people will stop calling you King Dork.”

Any messages YOU’D like to send to Instapundit?