How Inadequate is Sean Penn’s Manhood?

Judging by the word “we” in the quote from this news story regarding what he does with his Ann Coulter doll:

We violate her. There are cigarette burns in some funny places. She’s a pure snake-oil salesman. She doesn’t believe a word she says.” [emphasis added]

The answer appears to be “too small to noticably penetrate a small plastic doll without assistance”.
[Hat tip to apparently blogless IMAO reader TJ for the suggestion]

8 Comments

  1. Sean reminds me of the character Gary Johnston from Team America. A flawed hero who, when the chips are down, will run away screaming like a girl. Of course he will return at just the right moment to put a thingy in his mouth… er to save the day.

  2. I’m really quite surprised at all of you. Don’t you all realize that Sean Penn is an ACTOR? And lives in HOLLYWOOD? And you – mere moviegoers – dare question Him? Know your place people.
    Sean, please forgive them. They know not what they do.

  3. Let’s see, just what are some of the differences between Anne and Sean.
    Well, Anne is an educated, well spoken woman, whose written several best sellers, a syndicated columnist, and T.V. and radio personality.
    Penn is a B grade actor whose movies stink up the planet, uneducated, unappealing, and unremarkable are just a few of the adjectives describing him. He also seems to have a veritable talent for making himself look like an idiot.
    But with democrats that’s just Standard Operating procedure.
    Who am I going to listen to? It’s not even a fair fight. Poor Sean, its New Orleans allover again, isn’t it?

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