I saw this post over in the corner, so I sent Jonah Goldberg a simple e-mail stating that I don’t want to be shot either. Here’s his reply:
well, if **one** of us has to be shot, you know how i’m voting…
It’s true! He wants me shot dead! We’ve known for a while that Jonah wants me out of the way so I won’t be able to steal his job, but he’s a fool if he thinks I, Frank J., can be intimidated so easily!
But, if I do get shot, make sure to tell the police it was Jonah Goldberg. The truth must get out.
Jonah better watch himself. There’s a whole IMAO army out here ready to nuke the moon on your behalf Frankj. On the other hand, we’d probably nuke the moon with little or no provocation.
So much to worry about. Evil Glenn wants to blend your new puppy, and Jonah wants to kill you. To quote Sen. John Blutarski (D – Masta Beta Kau), “My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”
You infidels and your “democracy.” We don’t have to take a vote to decide whether to shoot you (or blow you up, or gas you, or chop your head off).
Frank’s IMAO army has nukes? When did we run the tests?
Yours,
Wince
Couldn’t Jonah also sic his talking couch on you?
I never said we had them, we’re just willing to use them. “Ready” was a poor choice of words, I should have used willing, but c’est la vie.
Frank has an army!!!! Do we get uniforms and weapons as well as a paycheck. I’m looking for more disposible income. Sign me up, as long as I don’t have to go anywhere on a boat or a plane, it’s all good.
Uniform – Nuke the moon shirts, blue jeens and white sneakers.
Paycheck? You pay frank to be part of his awesome army.
Nuke france while you’re at it too Frank.