A law professor has PROOF – proof with NUMBERS AND TIMES – that no mortal human can do the blogging that Michelle Malkin does. Malkin certainly does blog a lot for someone who reportedly HAS NEVER DRANK A PUPPY SMOOTHIE! Malkin responds to these charges – perhaps responds to the them TOO WELL!
I can only conclude that the way that Malkin can write columns, write books, appear on TV, and blog is that SHE IS SOME SORT OF MUTANT BLOGGER! This is indisputable for I HAVE WRITTEN IT IN CAPS! If Malkin uses a mutant tentacle to SUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT AND BLOG YOUR THOUGHTS, please tell IMAO so WE MAY WARN OTHERS!
Uh, shouldn’t it be INdisputable?
Just asking.
When proof is written in caps, it is UNDISPUTABLE!
Interesting to note that the accusation that she can’t possibly have enough time to get all that done was made by a guy with obviously TOO MUCH free time on his hands. His personal experience with women must be rather limited if he doesn’t know most women can do several things at once, and mothers take that even further.
No doubt, PaleoMedic. I often find myself breastfeeding a baby while cooking dinner, helping one child with his homework and supervising another child setting the table. That’s a normal day for me. Prof. Muller may have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time, but at least half of us don’t.
It’s simply really. The Michelle Malkins that you see at the mall aren’t the real Michelle Malkin, but simply Michelle Malkin helpers wearing Michelle Malkin suits. They help her do her blogging. The REAL Michelle Malkin is busy at the North Pole.
I can explain this whole thing. Michelle Malkin isn’t a mutant blogger, there are just seven Michelle Malkin clones created in a lab in Bayonne New Jersey.
They work together writing the columns, blog, books, and TV appearances.
Word has it that Glenn Reynolds has contacted the same lab to make a clone of himself, so he can strangle hobos and make puppy smoothies at the same time.
Does SarahK know you’re blogging about another woman? We know Michelle Malkin is a nice, conservative blogger, but we don’t want you to get in trouble with Sarahk.
The funny part of that whole deal was the responding comments to the professor’s post. There were a couple of commentors that tried to help him, but most were just advising him to get a life. Freaking Hilarious! I’ve got a funny feeling that this guy lines his cheesy poofs up on the edge of his plate and counts them before he eats them.
I wonder if this means that Moore has clones, too. There’s no way he could be that active & maintain his supple figure at the same time.
We couldn’t say the same is true for Cindy Sheehan because we already know she’s a clone.
Moore has several clones, unfortunately they never properly seperated so they appear as one, large, hideous mass.
Geeze. Like you can believe anything any Law Professor says….
Althought the all caps argument is very persuasive.
Wow! Cloned Michelle Malkins… I’d like to be the meat in that conservative sandwich!!!!!
This blog is pretty suspicious, too. I’d swear that more than one person posts here….
You’re all wrong.
It’s the minced kitten brownies:
http://www.imao.us/archives/004784.html
CLONES!?!?!?
Dare I dream it so?
She must be an illegal immigrant. The media has been telling us lately how superhuman they are in their work.