In anticipation of Uno De Mayo protests, I thought I’d remind people of a certain deranged project I worked on last year when the “How To Sneak Into Gringoland” comic book was published and distributed by the Mexican Government:
Remember, folks: the undershorts of Uncle Sam himself are exposed!
Here’s what I think we need to do-
Maybe a little “old school” way of letting people know that illegal activity will not be tolerated:
Piking.
Find the drug cartel leaders, smugglers, and any other foreign criminals, do away with them & put their heads on pikes every fifty yards or so along the border. We could even throw in the empty heads of Nancy Pelosi, Michael Moore, Mother Goof(Cindy), and Susan Sarandon just to show that we’re still equal opportunity.
That should be either “El primero de mayo” (The first of May) or “Dia del trabajo” (Labor Day).
Or “Dia del no trabajo”
“Día de no trabajar,” actually.
“Donde esta gato con queso?”
El gato con queso esta en sus pantalones. Esta malo.
Beha mi cabeza!!!
El queso es viejo y podrido! Donde esta el sanitario.
Senior Laurence,
la mayoría de las cosas son buenas con queso, incluyendo gatos. Verdad?
Hora le vato loco!!!
Maybe it would be appropriate for those of us of Non-Mexican descent to take a day off on Cinco de Mayo. We could all have a three day weekend, not drive anywhere, not go to movies or dinner, stay out of stores of all types and especially avoid all ethnic fairs of a Hispanic flavor.
Maybe it’s time the silent majority but the smack down on some people. (that just sounds so silly, but I like it)
Anglo freedom day May 5th., pass it on.
Oh just wait it gets even better…..just to show how patriotic they are, starting tomorrow the USA NATIONAL ATHEM is going to broadcast in a spanish/mexican translation on the latino stations in Texas….damn what next ? a French version?
Crap I’m so feed up with this $hit..why can’t they understand the difference between LEGAL..and illegal? Do it right or don’t do it at all….I’m just waitng for some a-hole to fire up a mexican version of the National Athem on my front yard, I’ll be suppling a butt load of RED, from lots of .308 or .45 holes for the project for sure..someone else can supply the White and Blue.
Illegal mexican $hitheads…really PMO
By the Way Alan you forgot jane fonda/john kerry/hillary klinton..on the PIKES
WK
LOL, WK.
We could round up all the liberals (they’re expecting it anyway) and pike them alternately w/ the undocumented criminals along the borders… kinda like “Hands Across America”, but with a major difference.
I don’t know about you all, but I’m planning on spending like a drunken democratic congresscritter on Monday. I hear a lot of others are, too. Maybe we’ll make a blip on the economic radar screen.
Alan and WK, great ideas. I’m in. Will a shaolin spear do in a pinch? I’m all out of pikes. Is .357 okay?
Right Wing Violence!!!!
Wahhhh!!!!
Alan, if we pike all the Libs, who’re we gonna work to death in the camps? 🙂
The Irish. My ancestry has to be useful somewhere & there’s plenty of “undocumented drinkers” because of their presence.
LOL! Comic funny!
What did the original talk about anyway? It seems like Lair’s version covered everything.
Although I can’t spend like a drunken anything, I have put off my bi monthly spending spree until Monday. I am going to tell every cashier I see that I am shopping on that day for a reason.
Let’s give the illegals and their sycophants a reality check. We really don’t NEED you. There are plenty of legal immigrants who would be more than willing to take your place
I have never understood why the government doesn’t provide fights for people who want to leave. Just think no more Baldwin, Sarandon, Fonda and their ilk. Sounds like paradise to me.
I’ve had all I can stands, I cant stands no more, and I am mad as hell and I’m not take it anymore–––––time for the illegal to go home! How do we get them there, I don’t friggin care round em up and march em back across the border the same way they came in. Call it the great Chihuahua round up for all I care. If they walked over they can damn well walk back out.
We need to change our system so that it will be less appealing to come here, shot on site works for me (although I do like the “Heads Across America” program but it wouldn’t really be a diversion to any democraps they eat their own)
They would not get the benefit of any social programs if they are illegal.
When an illegal alien needs hospital care set up a triage unit at the border, when stable transfer back home and to their hospital there, so that they may absorb the cost of providing medical care for them.
We need all publications, communications, information and otherwise to be in English only! They don’t go to public schools unless they speak the language- my daughter took a Spanish class instructed by Mexican teacher. When my daughter protested that there were naturally speaking Spanish kids in the class, who couldn’t speak English and they should be in a class learning the English language so they could function here. Her teacher told her “why should you care its only a grade”. She also complained that their classes were either slowed down or watered down in order to accommodate the illegals in her classes, and this was in 1998 folks!
Come Monday we need to do like Seanmahair is going to do–––––spend spend spend, eat out, take notice of the places that close down, and remember to boycott them as they are apparently employing illegals. On the other hand take notice of those places that don’t close down and patronize them.
Write your congress people and tell them how little the wetback boycott affected you and then tell them to build a damn fence!
In the future “HECHO IN MEXICO” MEANS PUT BACKO PUT DOWNO! Don’t buy it don’t use it! As far as cinco de mayo why it has become a semi recognized day here is beyond me sooooooooooo boycott that too!