Today’s Simpsons Trivia

(Introduction)


1) (T/F) Spike is the name of Homer’s helper monkey
2) Homer commands a submarine when he joins what military organization?
3) When Jasper is frozen at the Kwik-E-Mart, what does Apu rename him?
4) Who is the former sanitation commissioner that Homer replaced?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.
By the way, if some smartypants wrecks it all by giving the correct answers 2 minutes after this post goes up, feel free to reminisce about the other parts of the episode in question.
Like “Before I saw him appear as the sanitation commissioner, I really thought Steve Martin had been dead for years… Guess that was just his career I was thinking of…”

13 Comments

  1. “What do you want most in life Simpson?”
    “Peas”
    “Yes, but how do we get Peace?
    “With a knife.”
    “That’s right! Not the olive brach. Simpson, you are like the son I never had.”
    “And you are like the father I never visit.”

  2. “And I say, England’s greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!”
    “Pitt the Elder!”
    “Lord Palmerston!”
    “Pitt the Elder!”
    “Okay, you asked for it, Boggs!” (punches Wade)
    “Yeah, that’s showing him, Barney! Pitt the Elder…”
    “Lord Palmerston!” (punches Moe)

  3. A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in
    her
    room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area
    and
    noticed that there was a slight response and on the monitor there was
    sizable movement.
    They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, “As
    crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
    bring her out of the coma.”
    The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they’d close the
    curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
    wife’s room.
    After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
    rate. The nurses ran back into the room. “What happened!?” they cried.
    The husband said, “I’m not sure; maybe she choked?”

  4. Hey Homer, bring me back a torpedo. (Bart)
    NO! (Homer)
    But Flanders gave his kids torpedos! (Bart)
    He did? Then I will bring you back a weapon of unimaginable power! (Homer)
    Homer! (Marge)
    But only if you’re good……..and even if you’re not. (Homer)

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