In honor of the 29th anniversary of Elvis’ death, I’m going to challenge you to see if you can tell the difference between Elvis Presley and Houston Astros First Baseman Lance Berkman.
Ready? Here we go!
| LANCE BERKMAN OR ELVIS PRESLEY? |
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| LANCE BERKMAN OR ELVIS PRESLEY? |
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| LANCE BERKMAN OR ELVIS PRESLEY? |
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| LANCE BERKMAN OR ELVIS PRESLEY? |
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| LANCE BERKMAN OR ELVIS PRESLEY? |
HERE’S A HINT: Elvis was in the U.S. Army.

Damn, I really gotta get up to speed on obscure American sports… the guy on the left is the one that plays, what was its name, basketball, maybe cricket, right?
Elvis was in the U.S. Army.
Not looking like those pictures, he wasn’t. The Army made him shave off his sideburns. It was national news. That sort of thing makes me nostalgic for the 1950s.
Trick questions!
Those photos are all the same person!
Elvis didn’t have a idiot for a manager like Fat Elvis?!
Is this an open book test?
Which one was the singer again?
ahh yeah! ya gotta love those eyes… and that hair… and …that…well,..keeping it clean for the rugrats.