Sorry, Frank

Looks like the IDF stole your whole “Nuke the moon for world peace” plan…

An Israeli warplane flies past the moon over the southern port city of Tyre. Israeli warplanes thundered over Beirut after a six-day lull in an onslaught that Lebanese officials say has killed more than 900 nationals and wounded over 3,000 others in three weeks.(AFP/Hassan Ammar)

Yeah, the whole “Beirut” thing is cover for flying to the moon and nuking it. Seems that just like Joe Scarborough steals Moxie’s ideas, the IDF steals yours.
No idea how they did it though. I mean, you’ve kept the plan under wraps for how long?
Maybe you’ve got some kind of Zionist spy in your midst? Maybe Spacemonkey or Harvey?
Anyway, no use crying over spilt Kosher wine. Do we need to get Kevin to change the logo of the site to a nuclear explosion on Mars?

8 Comments

  1. Frank J.,
    If it creates world peace, does it really matter if they stole your idea?
    Later on, you can come out and say you were behind Israel’s strategy all along, and that you and Mel Gibson have been planning this for decades. Then you can write your memoirs, which must include a chapter on brilliant military strategy and how you’re actually related to Jesus Christ.

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