Well, personally, most days I wear polo shirts to work, and this new product from ThoseShirts.com will probably be a near weekly wear for me:
For the discriminating IMAO enthusiast.
Yes, that’s a stitched IMAO logo and tagline. A great Christmas gift for true IMAO fans.
Also, don’t forget the return of the Nuke the Moon shirt; you don’t want to miss it yet again. And then there’s the other quality IMAO shirts from ThoseShirts.com.
For people who already own IMAO Merchandise, please put in your stories in the comments about what they’ve done for you. My Nuke the Moon shirt once scared off an entire gang of attackers. And my gun safety rules shirt saved so many lives that I was given a humanitarian award just for wearing it.
Fun Facts about Terrorists is very popular with young people. And Americans. Not so much with Muslims.
My NTM shirt got me out of a Turkish prison.
I’m 6 months pregnant, and I think it would be funny to have a Nuke the Moon t-shirt that snaps at the crotch for the baby when s/he comes.
Or maybe I should get one so that the moon and the bomb pop out in the front of my pregnant tummy… It’s 3D!!!
My Top Ten UN slogans shirt gets me talked to by very creepy people all the time.
My top 10 UN slogans t-shirt has made many a smelly Frenchman die of shock. Well worth the money!
My son was a hopeless slacker, spending his time smoking dope and hanging out with hippies. Then I gave him a “Nuke the Moon” tee-shirt. Now his is a red-blooded American construction worker and votes Republican! Thank you FrankJ!
Moonbunny’s “Don’t be a hate-filled Lefty” T-shirt prompted a public school teacher to nominate her for Student of the Week…for which I received a “state taxes paid for” complimentary bumper sticker.
do you have something in a midriff Frank. Oh by the way, send me a picture Frank.
I’ve had to buy the Nuke the Moon shirt twice, my nephew took the first one. I have to admit, I really like Ohio as he wasn’t expelled for wearing it to the 2nd grade.
I’m not sure if the shirt is the reason, but in 2nd or 3rd grade he had to change a math equation into a word problem.
His word problem was awesome.
Iraq has 5 airplanes. 3 are shot down. How many do they have left?
I only took off points for assuming that only 3 were shot down.
My NTM T-shirt caused a liberal to illegally immigrate to Mexico in order to get away from it — and the shirt hasn’t even arrived yet because I only bought it yesterday. I can’t wait to see what happens when I can actually wear the thing.
My teenage brother does so little to antagonize my parents, so I was glad when my mother expressed her deep reservations about the Fun Facts About Terrorists t-shirt I got him.
I’m just glad they don’t have the URL on them.
My Fun Facts About the UN Shirt has helped me keep the skeezy hippy chicks away and led to much scoring with the Conservative Babe Base.