Scared yet, Mexicans? Yeah, that’s right! George W. Bush signed a bill to build a 700 mile fence along our southern border. So, if you try and get into America, there will be a one in three chance you’ll encounter… A FENCE!
Do you think you can climb a fence? I don’t think you can. Looks like you’ll have to hike miles to get around the fence.
Miles.
By the time you get in America, you’ll be tired. That’s right; sneaking into America will be quite tiresome now.
So, take that, Mexican! We now have a fence!
…or we soon will… when funding gets approved…
Darn it Frank, that was too funny to be true, too bad it is….
Bob
However, we’ll need to enlist the help of several thousand illegal Mexican immigrants to work for the contractors who will be awarded the job to build the fence. (To keep costs down, you understand.)
I’m probably being a dick, but isn’t the border longer than 700 miles and won’t people trying to enter the US illegally simply map out where the fence is and walk around it? And liberals wonder why we don’t trust government to do ANYTHING right–at least they can get soc. security benefits and free health care once they get here–good grief!
Much of the border with Mexico is in regions technically described as “the middle of nowhere”, like eastern California, and most of the southern border of Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas. When the nearest running water is 20 miles away, walking around is hard (this is why the little bit of fence south of San Diego has been useful).
ussjimmy – Didn’t you get the memo? You don’t tell the the ecret-se to the Exicans-me or they will ake-te our obs-je. Or do you work for the New York Times? Ouch…sorry.
You’re not being a dick, it’s a worthwhile question. Believe me, I KNOW about being a dick.
The fence allows us to redirect major parts of the flow into areas where we choose, like rural areas where they can’t immediately blend into the population. Or Nancy Pelosi’s backyard. When her rose bushes get trampled, maybe she’ll take the immigration issue seriously.
Ju stoopeed gringos, it ees so easy climbing the border fence. We take a big tortilla de harina and place it on top of the barbed wire so it doesn’t tear a hole in our ponchos. And eef ju try to electrify the fence, we take yumper cables and connect the fence to our beautiful little houses made from Cruz Azul cee-ment for electricidad libre! We no scared of you fence.
Gunga…LMAO!!!
Dave,
In my book ALL of California is “the middle of nowhere.”
What if this new wall has the reverse effect of trapping all the illegals inside the USA? I propose building a series of trebuchets or catapults along the American side of the fence to assist those illegals who want to visit Mejico in getting over the fence. Maybe the Federales on the south side will plant a nice, soft cactus cushion to land on.
Why cant people understand that only way to FIX our policies is by CLOSING THE BORDER. Oh and put the National Guard on the border in order to GUARD the NATION.
People its time to set things straight.
Son of Bob —
What do you mean? Here in San Diego, we keep the home ports for a lot of the Pacific Fleet and lots of Marines, both quite useful for killing terrorists. And in San Fransisco we’ve perfected ways to contain liberals in useless activity at places called ‘Berkley’ and ‘Stanford’ — and those that get bored with politics and start fussing with computers are allowed out to go found Internet startups.
We should each turn in just one illegal alien to the border patrol. Just wait until he’s right in the middle of mowing the lawn or something and BAM out comes la migra. It doesn’t matter how many of them there are because you know there’s got to be about 100 million people that would love to turn one in.
I can’t recall who said it, but I agree that “Good fences make good neighbors”. And in that spirit I think we should also think that “Big Rotties make good watch dogs” “A ditch is line is a good place for a mine” and finally, “The path of the wicked enter not, walk not on the way of evil men; Shun it, cross it not, turn aside from it and pass on. And make sure to build an electrified, double fence with high-tech sensors and plenty of land mines”.
I’m all for the fence but I think we should try to find a way to make Mexico and other Central and South American countries pay for it.
After all if they kept their people in their own countries, in their own houses, under lock and key there wouldn’t be a problem. Therefore they owe it to us to protect us from them.
I knew that quote could be used for so many more subjects than blaming women for their own rapes.
(Thanks Sheik, I couldn’t have done it without yo.)
That was me. I hit the forget button. Somedays I just can’t buy a break.
Once the fence is complete, we can place gas stations and Cracker Barrels every twenty miles along the it and make a mint!
Jesus Gio! You’re scaring me! A dem that can use logic. The fact that you can use logic lead me to believe you are insane for ever becoming a Dem.
Ya scare me son. Ya scare me.
I hope none of them has heard of bolt cutters.
The fence is fine, it needs to be refined a tad….say every Mile or so a Marine scout sniper and his spotter. In that manner bolt cutters or not, no one comes or goes…figure in 15 twenty years problem solved they’ll run out of mexicans. 700 miles…700 snipers…at a kill rate of tweny a day thats 14,000 dead iilegals per day….five mill a year… no missed shots cause the Marines are doing the shooting….ought to put a dent in the problem. And if the Scouts where included in the entire length of the border the figures would increase. Who knows we might get lucky and snag a few alqueda boys in the mix. I’d volunteer and bring a few weapons, supply my own ammo! Anybody listening?
White Knight