He’s in bed with the flu; he even has a fever. In fact, that’s why I didn’t allow him to go to work today. He works in a cube and will just get everyone else sick if he goes in today.
So Ducky, Lair, Harvey, Spacemonkey, and Cadet Happy (yeah right), y’all post stuff today. (I can be bossy because I paid everyone this week.)
Anyway, y’all forgive Frank for not posting today, and I’ll forgive him for almost getting me arrested for a second time this morning (you know, after appropriate jewelry has changed hands).
Apparently, “Assigned Tag Not Attached” is a criminal offense that comes with… not a ticket… but jail time.
Get well, Frnak.
Get well soon Frank.
I too am a cube dweller. Nothing is worse for you than sitting in cubicle world while you feel like crap.
Nothing is worse for the guy in the cude next to you than listening to you hack and cough and waiting for the germs to spew over and under the cubicle divider and infect you.
ARRESTED? WHAT? CALL ME! – oh yeah…and get well soon Frank!
SarahK-
I wish more of my CowOrkers had spouses/significant others/domestic partners (diversity training is still fresh) that kept their germs AT HOME where they belong.
Get well soon, Frank. I miss you.
I’m not a cube dweller. I consult for different folks on different days. Some folks would be distressed to learn that, three days a week, I share an office with a woman who is a JOOOOOO!
Get better soon, mate.
Since Frank is sick and unable to “perform” is usual husbandly duties–might I suggest that his loyal reader base volunteer to step up to the plate and–well–”fill in” for Frank for the next few days? I’d volunteer personally but being the manly man that I am I’d ruin the little woman for you for life, Frank so I’d suggest we find some readers that are a bit more–well–girly man! So Sarah, what do you think?
From the hearts of cube-dwellers everywhere, a very special thanks to you, Sarahk, for keeping the germ-bag home today. When flu enters the cubiverse, it’s curtains for the whole tribe. If he didn’t have enough sense to stay home on his own, you should punch him in his monkey-face for failing to be a sufficiently compassionate conservative…as if the thing with your tags isn’t enough! Sick or not, a man takes care of his woman’s car.
actually, it’s his own car.
I resemble that statement . . . and can you please put up more flash ads? I want my computer to come to a COMPLETE stop, rather than just be stopped to the point of effectively disabled, when I visit this website 😉
//He’s in bed with the flu//
Uh-huh, that’s what my hubby calls it when he’s received a thorough “shimauma” certified butt whuppin’…so wha’d Frank do to deserve it, SarahK?
“Assigned Tag Not Attached” – what does this refer to? Sorry for being so dense.
Get well soon, Frank! I’m praying for you.
And you do have a smart and caring wife.
Sarahk – If it’s his own car, then I think you’re pretty much doomed. Maybe this is part of his plan to keep you home, barefoot and pregnant.
Does this mean the inmates are running the asylum?
Frank drink plenty of water, take your meds and listen to you good wife (you’re a lucky man).
Get better soon.
(sarak-make sure you wash your hands often and add a dab of bleach (little tiny bit) to the dish washer before starting it. That should help to kill whatever is infecting your sweety and keep you from getting it too!)
The Flu!! It’s a Republican/Joooish conspiracy to supress slavish democratic voter turnout all over the country!!! Sorry, Frank–thought we’d test it out there in the Sunshine State before going national…good sample population w/ the elderly and those with poor immune systems (i.e. AARP members & smelly neo-hippy bonged out college students). Hope you’re voting absentee, muchacho 😉
Frank has always been sick…Haven’t you noticed before?
You know, now that I think about it, Frank has been sick a lot less since he got married (I’m serious, he was always getting sick before). So it seems you are very, very good for him Sarahk (and he knows it!).
Gosh, I sure hope it’s not Herpes. I hear that’s going around.
Lack of universal healthcare…clearly Bush’s fault!