A lot of people like me who defended Mel Gibson when The Passion of the Christ and answered charges of anti-Semetism against him with, “That’s simply propaganda of the dirty joooos!” felt pretty foolish when we found out that Gibson really is an anti-Semite. With Jimmy Carter, it was a bit different. I always knew he was the human embodiment of failure and so dumb he should probably wear a helmet at all times, but I just didn’t expect anti-Semite. He was just supposed to be that loveable moron we like to pick on, not evil. So, I am surprised to see him ranting about Jewish organization trying to keep him and his new book down and how “university campuses with high Jewish enrollment” (apparently his new bugaboo) won’t let him speak.
So, do you think he actually researches the enrollment of colleges or just exclaims, “It must be because they’re full of joooos!” when he’s refused a speaking engagement?
I think the answer is pretty obvious.
Still, I should have seen the signs of Jimmy Carter being an anti-Semite even sooner. It ends up, the title of his book, Peace, Not Apartheid, comparing Palestinians murdering Jewish children to blacks being refused the vote in South Africa, was the least offensive of the titles he submitted. Just look at the ones that were rejected:
TOP TEN REJECTED TITLES TO CARTER’S BOOK
10. “If the Jews Really Want Peace, Why Won’t They All Just Die?”
9. “Throw the Jew Down the Well So the Palestinians Can Be Free”
8. “Peace, Not Nazi-Jew Bastards”
7. “I Know How the Palestinians Feel Because I Was Attacked and Raped by a Jew Rabbit”
6. “The Sea Is the Jews’ Actual Homeland and Why They Should All Should Return There by Pushing”
5. “The Jews Are Killing the Palestinians Just Like They Did Jesus”
4. “I’m Anti-Zionist, Not Anti-Semite, You Stupid Jew”
3. “There Would Be Peace in the Middle East if It Weren’t for University Campuses with High Jewish Enrollment”
2. “Buy This Book Before the Jews Steal All Your Money!”
And the number one rejected title to Carter’s book is…
“JOOOOOOS!!!”
I have to say, though, that giving away a free copy of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion with the purchase of his book is a smart marketing tie-in.
Now, I know some of you are going to say I’m only accusing Jimmy Carter of anti-Semitism because IMAO is in the pocket of the Zionists. That’s ridiculous. While it is true that every post on IMAO must first be approved by Laurence Simon, our resident Jew, and that a large portion of our ad revenue goes to the Zionist war machine, that’s all just standard blogosphere practices. Anyone who suggests otherwise is an anti-Semite and should stay away from university campuses with high Jewish enrollment if he knows what’s good for him!

I love # 7. It was the killer rabbit that pushed me toward Reagan as a teenager. Why would a harmless bunny rabbit attack the president? Did it have fangs? Was he evil or just stupid? Now I understand. Thanks for clearing up that mystery Frank.
In thirty years, Jimmy Carter has metamorphosed from joke to sick joke to simply sick. If, ten years ago, you would have said that this is what he would be writing, saying, and doing in 2006, nobody would have believed you. What a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Another rejected title was “Y’know, Mebbe Hitler Was On To Sumthin'”
11) “Sissy Jew Kids With Allergies Are Killing My Peanut Business and The Palestinians”
I, too, once believed that Carter was harmless. Why couldn’t he just stick to building houses for poor people?
Best top 10 in a while.
Best top 10 in a while.
Thanks. And I ended up miscounting and coming up with eleven. It’s so hard to cut one when you’ve already gotten attached to them all.
The rejected rejected title to Carter’s book is: “Making the Jews One Foot Shorter: A Palestinian Supported Peace Plan”
lol! #10 and #6 are the best.
So does this mean the Anti-Defamation League goes after the Carter Center. Now that would be an interesting political fight.
Greg,
“Why couldn’t he just stick to building houses for poor people?”
I’m still trying to think of a response. I think that would’ve played better, don’t you?
Frank,
“If the Jews Really Want Peace, Why Won’t They All Just Die?”
That one had me cryin’ right off the bat.
Your book is so funny I can’t put it down.
Merry Christmas to you and yours 🙂