It’s Friday, so you know it’s time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, this week’s different… this week we’re going to start a new feature called:
So, from Mahmoud Abbas’ expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?
Is it:
a) James Brown to follow through on that promise to leave his “Sex Machine” to him in his will.
b) Haniyeh to bring back lots of guns on his trip to Mecca. Oh, and some Ricola chews.
c) The guy in the red checked tablecloth to quit blowing his nose in it.
d) The fillings in his teeth to pick up shortwave instead of AM.
e) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… Pauly Shore… zzzzzzzzzzzz… three cups of Mazola… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… duct tape…
f) Apple to add servers to its iTunes site. It was so hard downloading all those Grand Funk Railroad tracks.
g) A juggler. Because jugglers are fun.
or
g) NONE OF THE ABOVE
Put your guesses in the comments.
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g) A brand new prayer carpet. His looks much too much like everyone else’s. (And maybe they can smuggle Cleopatra in one. Oh, well; too much to ask for. Just use ’em to sneak some weapons.)
c) For that guy in the hat to stop farting. It reminds him too much of one of Hugo ‘el Loco’ Chavez’s parties.
2.That he ran out of vaseline.
7.Don’t remind me, I know that I am “pivot man” in tonights’ entertainment…
b&c He’s praying for the prayer leader’s hat. It would go well with his apple fruit of the loom costume
he wasn’t praying he was practicing levitation!
It was a levitation class!
fly little carpet fly!
He’s praying that those Israeli’s don’t break their truce by killing the brave warriors who fire rockets at them everyday. Those darn Israeli’s are always breaking truces. Abbas can’t control his people, so it’s not a truce breaker. What a world we live in.
my powers of suggestion appear to be only suggestions, no one takes them seriously, what can i do?
try again…
try again…
(why do only conservative sites say things like 9/11 – never forget. I don’t see that on liberal sites. how come? )
For the second to last picture:
Speak up, Allah, I can’t hear you!
(He should read Hot Air: better access to Allah there!)