In reaction to the death of Jerry Falwell, there has been celebration on the left-wing side of the blogosphere. Similar things have happen when Tony Snow became ill again, with commenters and even posters in the left-wing blogosphere wishing ill will on him and his family. Is the wishing of violence and death upon those they disagree with an anomaly of the left-wing blogosphere or something indicative of a bigger problem with that culture? IMAO is proud to present the opinions of noted right-wing blogger Frank J. and respected left-wing blogger Scary Evil Monkey to give you both sides.
Conservative Bloggers Should Express Sincere Hope That Someone in Markos Zuniga’s Family Will Get Cancer
By Frank J.
I was never a fan of Jerry Falwell, but by reading all the elation on the left-wing blogosphere of his death, I can’t help but think how there was no such celebration when Saddam was hung. Does anyone think they’ll be this happy when Osama bin Laden dies? Absolutely not. They don’t have hate for those who murder the innocent and cut off heads. No, it’s people like Dick Cheney and Tony Snow they reserve such hate for, as the only “enemy” they really hate are people in America who dare have different viewpoints than them or espouse Christianity. Liberal are inhuman scum. Let me repeat that: They are scum of a non-human variety. And, like everything that isn’t human, we are better off when it dies.
In fact, I would argue that it is such a boon to America every time someone on the left-wing blogosphere dies, that it is cause for celebration. Real celebration with a keg of beer and phat tunes. Perhaps just a cheap keg of Coors Light when it’s merely a comment poster or DU troll who dies, but it’s certainly worth pulling out the checkbook and getting a keg of Guinness if a top left-wing blogger dies or gets a horrible, terminal illness. We should all draw strength from the suffering of these nutroots scum, and we should use that strength to party awesome hard.
Remember how Markos Zuniga, the venomous Kos, once said “Screw Them” of contractors brutally murdered by terrorists in Iraq? I think everyone would agree with me on saying that it would be a glorious thing if he would get cancer and die painfully. In fact, it would be great — and I’m sure other right-wing bloggers such as Glenn Reynolds, Michelle Malkin, and Jonah Goldberg would back me up on this — if instead the person getting the cancer were someone in Zuniga’s family that he deeply cared about. How cool would it be to know that Zuniga, whose viewpoints I don’t care for, had to watch someone he cares about die slowly and in an extremely horrible fashion? It would be super cool. Thus, we should all wish death and disease on Zuniga’s family. I’d say we should pray to Jesus for it, but He just texted me saying He doesn’t want any part of this. Obviously, Jesus hasn’t been reading the left-wing blogs if that’s the way He feels.
I Will Eat Jerry Falwell’s Eyes, Turn It Into Poo, and Throw the Poo at You
By Scary Evil Monkey
yess! happee happee day! a nother dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jue is dead! falwell bad dum christin man now ded. my freends at kos an huffy post agree dat we shood all pay proper respect to po dum ded christin heelbilly neocon jue. no how we pay respect to heem?
I EET HIS EYEBALLS! DEN I TURN THE EYEBALLS INTO POO AN I THROW THE POO AT U! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues weel all soon be like falwell! u weel be ded with no eyes an covered in poo! we at kos and huffy post weel control merica! we keel u all with help of islamo monkey freends! dey hate dum bad christin jues like u but they like us cause dey no wee smart. dey weel join us in eeting ur eyeballs and throwing the poo at u while u run a round wondering wut happening since u no see since ur eyeballs ar now poo. u dum stoopid christin jues hoo want to yell at kos and hurt islamo monkeys deserve nothing better than to be covered in eyes made into poo. and then u die like ur hero falwell. reel problem for merica is not islamo monkeys. reel problem is that u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues ar alive and not ded.
now i go vote in kos poll on hoo won gop debate. ron paul only one of u hoo make sense. we agree he best. u all to dum to vote for heem which is why we hope u die like falwell and we eet ur eyes.
PREPARE TO DIE! I CAN ALMOST TASTE UR EYEBALLS NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months.
Didn’t God do some pretty good smiting of the evil doers in the Old Testament? I think if you plead your case a little better Frank, you will get the Lord on your side and if you read the fun he had with the leader of Egypt for messing with Moses we might ask for a few of those goodies on our friends at DKOS! Boils and Leprosy are a couple of my favs. They would seem especially “cruel, painful and deserving” for these pricks!
I’m curious. How did you manage to find one of the more intelligent libtards?
One of my fervent hopes is that hell is every bit as bad as it was described back in the day …
Um… er…
Falwell said that the AntiChrist is alive, male, and Jewish.
Any way we can make money off of that? I’ve got the robe and rollerskates.
I still believe that the “Huffington Post” was actually named after the bloggers’ favorite pastime with paint, and not Airhead Huffington, herself.
By the way, this is the most coherent Leftie that I have heard in a long time.
Just remember, no MONKEY HUNTING in Texas
Think Falwell is spinning in his grave? The Washington Post is reporting that after a flood of complaints the Chinese government is contemplating putting WARNING LABELS ON THE BIBLE and prohibiting sale to minors!
Surgeon General cautions that opening this book may lead to Sodom & Gomorrah
You are getting too soft, Frank.
Instead of killing him, you give the monkey a soapbox. Next thing we know, you will help rebuild the Monkey House at the Zoo, and take a first Aid kit to look for Aquaman.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Scary Evil Monkey is about as “Scary” as Islamic Pricks that have to decide to either strap a bomb on a child or go have sex with a donkey! I liked the scene from the Indiana Jones movie where they served Monkey brains as a desert! Yummy!
Don’t take this wrong, but I think scary evil monkey is funnier than Frank. Not in context mind you…I just like reading the way he types out loud, it’s very cartoony, kind of like when Kim Jong Il posts. Nothing sets me giggling like shreiking “I eet ur eyballs!” four or five times in one sitting.
The scary evil leftist monkey almost makes sense because he wrote his article before his daily pot smoking started. Most of the comments on KOS and Huffington’s site are a bit confusing because they are written by people who are already stoned.
Lay off the dope hippy. It increases your carbon footprint.
Amen brutha!
Of course, that’s amen to you Frank J. and not evil monkey.