Fred Thompson walked into a gay bar one night and casually glanced at one of the customers–everyone in the joint immediately became a Heterosexual and to this day they have nothing but total disdain for their previous “life-style”–
Bill Clinton once angered Fred Thompson and the next thing the country heard about was BJ’s, fat interns and stained dresses! Don’t anger Fred Thompson!
Pssst…don’t tell anyone…Fred Thompson just called to let me know that when he’s elected he’s going to force every Senator that votes yes for this Immigration bill to live with Hillary for 1 year as her “man-toy” to do with as she pleases…don’t tell anyone…ok?
YEAH WELL SO’s…your…face….
Sarcasm is the choice weapon of the weak.
Yo’ mama!
If you stare into a mirror at Midnight and repeat the name “Fred Thompson” three times, he will reach out of the mirror and rip out your tongue.
Shaking hands with Fred Thompson equals six months of steroid injections.
Smoking Fred Thompson’s discarded cigarette butt will cure your lung cancer.
Sarcasm is the choice weapon of the weak.
You must be really strong to make that statement.
Check out my Fred Video!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L92d0ioaArU
Fred Thompson once had sex with the Statue of Liberty and she STILL carries a torch for him.
Fred Thompson once had sex with the Statue of Liberty and she STILL carries a torch for him.
Fred Thompson walked into a gay bar one night and casually glanced at one of the customers–everyone in the joint immediately became a Heterosexual and to this day they have nothing but total disdain for their previous “life-style”–
Bill Clinton once angered Fred Thompson and the next thing the country heard about was BJ’s, fat interns and stained dresses! Don’t anger Fred Thompson!
When Fred Thompson leaves the bathroom, it always smells like a luscious forest in the early dawn. That’s because Fred Thompson craps redwoods.
Pssst…don’t tell anyone…Fred Thompson just called to let me know that when he’s elected he’s going to force every Senator that votes yes for this Immigration bill to live with Hillary for 1 year as her “man-toy” to do with as she pleases…don’t tell anyone…ok?
Oh, Fred Thompson can withstand my sarcasm, huh?
Look at me. I’m shaking.
Fred Thompson can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
donforse, great clip.