WORM – What Obama Really Meant
I have this feeling were going to see a lot more WORMs issued by Obama supporters and Obama himself because of future gaffes in which he explicitly declares his spite for America and Americans.
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There are times when your genius is absolutely frightening. [To be honest, I found it in the comments of a left-wing site. -Ed.]
Frank, Frank, Frank – your recent unemployment has obviously caused you to cling to your guns and religion.
Wait a second – you were clinging to those even when you were employed. So what’s your excuse you typical white cracker?
Heh. I was halfway watching Lord of the Rings a while ago before I fell asleep. The last scene before I conked out was when Wormtongue got kicked out of Rohan. WORMtongue seems a good nickname for Obama gaffe-spinners.
I think we should do Senator Obama a favor and create a few WORM statements for the Senator’s campaign staff to use when he blurts out another whopper, as he no doubt will.
When the Senator said “It’s time to end the tax giveaways to the wealthy whites who rob from poor blacks”, what he really meant was all white people are thieving racists and should pay 100% of their income to the government, have their property confiscated, and be hung by the neck until dead.
When the Senator said “John McCain is just a typical doddering man of his generation.”, WORM was that all old white people should be killed and burned for fuel.
When the Senator said “A vote for me is a signal that you reject the racial divides of the past”, WORM was that only racists vote against me and my perfect policies, so if you vote for McCain we will find you and hunt you down like the racist dog that you are.
I have noticed, however, that he backpeddles with WORMs faster than he issues WHOPPERS, Socrates.
So, I’d like to suggest that Obama debate Socrates. The resulting WORM production would be so high Obama would be eating his own WORMs to produce more WORMs.
There was a CNN story about how SNL was having a hard time coming up with things about Obama for them to pounce on. Really, too hard for them to come up with things to make fun of Obama for. They really need to start reading IMAO, or at least pull there heads out of their behinds.
#12 — holy $h!t! Ted Turner really -does- worship at the feet of the Obamessiah. PLEASE tell me you have a link for this story (or, hopefully, I’ll find one before you read this).
I have a feeling that this guy is going to still be drifting about like Nader if this doesn’t work out for him.
Green Party next time around?
-Either that or turning tricks as a lobbyist.
So if I was a dem and got “aroused” by one of his moving speeches that proved to be a foot-in-mouth moment for him, would the reaction be called WORMwood?
#5 only 1 day and your wiki page is already being considered for deletion because it negatively portrays a living biographical figurehead…DAMN…
I liked the idea…if it doesn’t last try Urban Dictionary…actually I think it fits in better there…wiki gets a lot of things wrong anyway…
There are times when your genius is absolutely frightening.
[To be honest, I found it in the comments of a left-wing site. -Ed.]
Frank, Frank, Frank – your recent unemployment has obviously caused you to cling to your guns and religion.
Wait a second – you were clinging to those even when you were employed. So what’s your excuse you typical white cracker?
Heh. I was halfway watching Lord of the Rings a while ago before I fell asleep. The last scene before I conked out was when Wormtongue got kicked out of Rohan.
WORMtongue seems a good nickname for Obama gaffe-spinners.
Though not an acronym, these initials will become all too familiar should Obama win: H.N.I.C.
I’ve started a Wikipedia article on WORM. Please contribute examples:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Obama_Really_Meant
Oh! Just…..nevermind. My brain hurts.
His anti-American sentiment would gain the move-on crowd, and anyone with a Che Guavarava(whatever the hell his name is) t-shirt
I think we should do Senator Obama a favor and create a few WORM statements for the Senator’s campaign staff to use when he blurts out another whopper, as he no doubt will.
When the Senator said “It’s time to end the tax giveaways to the wealthy whites who rob from poor blacks”, what he really meant was all white people are thieving racists and should pay 100% of their income to the government, have their property confiscated, and be hung by the neck until dead.
When the Senator said “John McCain is just a typical doddering man of his generation.”, WORM was that all old white people should be killed and burned for fuel.
When the Senator said “A vote for me is a signal that you reject the racial divides of the past”, WORM was that only racists vote against me and my perfect policies, so if you vote for McCain we will find you and hunt you down like the racist dog that you are.
Maybe he’ll come right out with his own acronym for how he thinks things through- WWJWD: What Would Jerry Wright Do?
I have noticed, however, that he backpeddles with WORMs faster than he issues WHOPPERS, Socrates.
So, I’d like to suggest that Obama debate Socrates. The resulting WORM production would be so high Obama would be eating his own WORMs to produce more WORMs.
This is just BEGGING for a t-shirt to be made. How about starting a WORM photoshop contest?
There was a CNN story about how SNL was having a hard time coming up with things about Obama for them to pounce on. Really, too hard for them to come up with things to make fun of Obama for. They really need to start reading IMAO, or at least pull there heads out of their behinds.
#12 — holy $h!t! Ted Turner really -does- worship at the feet of the Obamessiah. PLEASE tell me you have a link for this story (or, hopefully, I’ll find one before you read this).
This actually reminds me of a film I once saw:
“Worm”
http://www.wormthemovie.com
“Worm”
Not just an acronym, but also an apt description!
I have a feeling that this guy is going to still be drifting about like Nader if this doesn’t work out for him.
Green Party next time around?
-Either that or turning tricks as a lobbyist.
So if I was a dem and got “aroused” by one of his moving speeches that proved to be a foot-in-mouth moment for him, would the reaction be called WORMwood?
#5 only 1 day and your wiki page is already being considered for deletion because it negatively portrays a living biographical figurehead…DAMN…
I liked the idea…if it doesn’t last try Urban Dictionary…actually I think it fits in better there…wiki gets a lot of things wrong anyway…
This sounds like a re-curring feature of IMAO…
#3. Continuing the LOTR connection; Would his excusers be called Baruk-hai?