Everybody’s worried about all the financial… even though I’m still not quite sure how any of it affects me. Now, the presidential candidates are going to use this as a case for themselves, but President Bush really needs to make some grand gesture if he doesn’t want to go out of his presidency on a super low note.
Here’s my idea for Bush: Take over America in a military coup.
Yeah, I know, he’s already in charge, but that’s what will make this so much easier. He has unquestionable control of the military, so it won’t take much to get a bunch of tanks to come into D.C. so Bush can come out and announce, “Because of this crisis, I am taking over America and declaring myself leader. I will also punish all of those who are responsible!”
Then he can say all the problems are because of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi. He’ll then put the two in a rocket and launch them into space as is the custom in American military coups. And now the weirdo goobers who think he stole the elections will have to finally recognize President Bush since his military coup will certainly be very legitimate. Or they will also be placed in rockets.
It all sounds like a good idea to me. There’s only so much the government can do, so it’s best just to keep people from panicking by taking charge with military force. The other idea for Bush is to flee in the middle of the night, but he can keep that as an option if the first idea doesn’t work.

We know Obama hangs out with racists, loons, unrepentant terrorists, and Democrats, but those aren’t even his worst associates as you can see from this picture:

Barack Obama (right) attending a fund raising event with African-American Beard the Pirate (left).
So is Obama for raping, pillaging, and plundering? I’ve certainly never heard him speak out against plundering.

Michelle Malkin has the full story of how Palin’s e-mail got hacked. Basically, the little goober exploited the forget your password feature of Yahoo mail which asked questions about Palin which were all common knowledge. Hopefully this exposure will get them to change their security.
Anywho, I like this quote from the “hacker”:

I read though the emails… ALL OF THEM… before I posted, and what I concluded was anticlimactic, there was nothing there, nothing incriminating, nothing that would derail her campaign as I had hoped, all I saw was personal stuff, some clerical stuff from when she was governor…. And pictures of her family

Wow. Nothing incriminating. Maybe because you’re actually the amoral scumbag and not her?
Anyway, look like the dork is the son of a Tennessee state rep (Democrat, of course).
So what should be done to him? Probably the smartest thing would be to really beat him up and throw him a dumpster. Then Palin can show her compassion by forgiving him and not pressing charges and leaving him to rest in his dumpster.

Aye, mateys, it’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day, which means you get to annoy yer coworkers since the gub’ment still refuses to make it an official holiday and give us the day off.
Arrr!
Eh, that’s all the pirate talking I can do for one day.

LIE:
In Elko, Obama tried to anticipate his critics and called on the crowd of about 1,500 to sharpen their elbows, too.
“I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face,” he said. “And if they tell you that, ‘Well, we’re not sure where he stands on guns.’ I want you to say, ‘He believes in the Second Amendment.’ If they tell you, ‘Well, he’s going to raise your taxes,’ you say, ‘No, he’s not, he’s going lower them.’ You are my ambassadors. You guys are the ones who can make the case.”