Harvey will not be posting for the next couple weeks, so in his place I will have a sockpuppet of some kind. It will probably have a beard so as to make the transition easy.
You can gnash your teeth and stomp your feet in the comments here… if comments are working.

Every sensible person loves Palin, so why the visceral, misogynistic response from the left? I think I’ve stumbled upon ten reasons that happen to be in ranked, numbered order.
TOP TEN REASONS LIBERALS HATE PALIN
10. She’s the quintessential American, and the one thing liberals hate most about America are Americans.
9. She’s sworn that as soon as she gets to Washington, she’s going to cut off the Democrats’ balls and put them on eBay.
8. She’s an anti-choice extremist who has had five babies and never thought of killing any of them.
7. They’re physically intimidated by her husband.
6. They’re physically intimidated by her.
5. They just know that whenever they’re not looking at her, she’s pointing and laughing at their penises.
4. She’s murdered innocent moose and no one seems to care.
3. Hard working, blue-collar people are supposed to be anecdotes; they’re not supposed to run for office.
2. Liberals are much more conscious of how shrill and annoying they are when they’re around someone that knows how to use a gun.
And the number one reason liberals hate Palin…

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IMAO has been having some site trouble, and once again the IMAO guardian angel spacemonkey has been busy at work. I think things are about under control, but if you have more comment trouble go ahead and e-mail me… unless you’re a troll. I don’t care if trolls can comment. I hope they choke on their Cheetos and die.
Anyway, since spacemonkey doesn’t get enough credit for his behind the scenes work, I think we should use this post to all come and praise spacemonkey. As you are praising him, remember that that comment box is only functioning because of his hard work. And if it isn’t working, then this could be the end of spacemonkey.

Anyone know a way of hunting down the trolls we’ve been getting lately? I’m just really curious to find out who these people are. I assume they’re either kids in high school or college to have the time to constantly scan blogs for key words and frantically write desperate posts based on crap they just read from some other idiot’s diary on the Daily Kos. Still, I want to ask them what exactly is it they hope to accomplish? Or have they even thought things out that far? And why those talking points? Do they really have sub-70 point IQs and believe all that, or are they so scared of Palin that they just want to throw out anything they can think of.
Eh, they’re probably just crazy angry little monkeys and not worth too much thought. Anyway, here’s what Keith Olbermann says on what motivates him to go blog to blog and write idiotic comments:

Poor guy. I hear MSNBC is dropping him from the anchor chair.

I like the whole controversy with the Democrats having thrown all their American flags into a dumpster. Of course, the Democrats said they weren’t throwing the flags into a dumpster; that was a “respectful flag storage unit.” They were just storing the flags there along with their used tissues and coffee grounds. What would you expect though if you give Democrats a bunch of flags? Sure, they’ll wave it when the cameras are on them, but there hearts are not going to be in it. They don’t really like America as its filled with Americans like Sarah Palin. In fact, it’s the only country inflicted with such people. Too chicken to leave the country, they’re only here because they’re stuck here. So, after the cameras go away, how is the flag anything but trash?