Top Ten Reasons Liberals Hate Palin

Every sensible person loves Palin, so why the visceral, misogynistic response from the left? I think I’ve stumbled upon ten reasons that happen to be in ranked, numbered order.
TOP TEN REASONS LIBERALS HATE PALIN
10. She’s the quintessential American, and the one thing liberals hate most about America are Americans.
9. She’s sworn that as soon as she gets to Washington, she’s going to cut off the Democrats’ balls and put them on eBay.
8. She’s an anti-choice extremist who has had five babies and never thought of killing any of them.
7. They’re physically intimidated by her husband.
6. They’re physically intimidated by her.
5. They just know that whenever they’re not looking at her, she’s pointing and laughing at their penises.
4. She’s murdered innocent moose and no one seems to care.
3. Hard working, blue-collar people are supposed to be anecdotes; they’re not supposed to run for office.
2. Liberals are much more conscious of how shrill and annoying they are when they’re around someone that knows how to use a gun.
And the number one reason liberals hate Palin…


It just seems unfair that someone can have the charisma of Obama with actual accomplishments to back it up.

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  1. 9. She’s sworn that as soon as she gets to Washington, she’s going to cut off the Democrats’ balls and put them on eBay.
    Their what? Democrats have balls?
    5. They just know that whenever they’re not looking at her, she’s pointing and laughing at their penises.
    Democrats have penises? Who knew?

  2. That was me in #10. And, if my memory of high school Latin is correct (Latin wasn’t yet a dead language when I was in high school), the plural of penis is penes. I apologize on behalf of both Frank and me for the error.

  3. Where I come from, nobody knows about this site. The only reason I know about it is a friend of mine got an email from one of the KOS moderaters. We can tell when you stupid people leave comments there.
    I’ve got news for this puny place (compared to KOS, you guys suck stupid homophopic wingnuts). Liberals dont hate Palin, we just think she’s a big airhead boob who gets into politics by exciting men with too much testosteron. And she’s just rediculus the way she flaunts EVERYTHING. She has NO experience at the national level compared to Barack Obama. What a joke you people are!!! Your not even funny. Hahaha you cant even keep this place running with out blank screens of death, you fascizts.

  4. fascizts?
    Jimmy, is that you? Dude, you went way to far. Not even a KOSKid is THIS stooopid. You made him sound too much like a liberal that questions his own masculinity. Yeah, yeah…I know…they are all a bunch of wussies but not even THEY are emasculated enough to to use the “too much testosteron [sic]” line.

  5. Here’s what is going to happen. I usually vote Republican because of taxes and I will again this year. Here’s why it doesn’t matter that Palin has a very conservative background for all you libs out there in libland.
    1) She is very soon going to adopt McCain’s position that global warming is real and man-made and a huge threat.
    2) She is very soon going to adopt McCain’s open-borders immigration policy.
    3) She will modify her abortion stance but only slightly. Even so abortion is never going to become illegal. If it does it will remain a state issue and will be legal in most states.
    4) She will not say anything negative about gays and McCain-Palin will never try and alter the constitution to ban gay marriage. They also won’t stop states from allowing gay marriage.
    5) She won’t push creationism in public schools and will probably never even mention it.
    6) There is never going to be a ban on abortion or morning after pills.
    Palin will absolutely modify – Now that’s CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!
    See? None of the wedge issues even matter. The train left the station a long time ago on gay marriage, abortion, global warming, etc. We aren’t going to take a trip back in time so don’t worry about it. Just vote with your pocket book. If you are wealthy then vote Republican so you keep more of your money. If you make less than $100,000 then vote for Obama if you think he can help you. Don’t worry about wedge issues where the politicians try and confuse you. Vote for yourself and no one else.
    This was a post for the liberal trolls that frequent this website. There seem to more trolls than actual users here. Scrolling back through old posts I only see about ten or so regulars. That’s pretty pathetic. So is the webmaster of this site who seems to have only a vague idea of how web design works. Yes sir, you do need a right column. This is sort of like how Palin has only the vaguest idea of what the VP does or what Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac do. Oh well, study up Palin!
    Now stop fighting liberals and conservatives and learn to hug and love and screw each other.
    God Bless America!

  6. Hello
    My name is Todd. (No relation to Todd “Overfish” Palin)
    Sarah Palin is scary. She isn’t a true conservative and her husband overfishes.
    Last weekend, myself and other blue-collar conservative fishermen from Pennsylvania who like the Pittsburgh Steelers gathered to eat Primanti Bros sandwiches and talk about politics. We all decided that Todd Palin will take all the fish away. While we like John McCain, his choice of running mate forces us to vote for Barack Obama.
    Thank you.

  7. A lesbian Obama girl
    Jimmy,
    Looks like she put on a fake mustache and posted as DannyJ.
    Note the “…I’m a Republican…” camouflage at the beginning followed by DNC talking points. Then the mandatory bashing of the regulars/web master. Yeah, he’s a Republican and Uberman is a thoughtful journalist.
    Geeze, these wieners ain’t even trying any more. Is there some liberal website that they go to to generate postings? No wonder they support Barry…all he has to do is show them shiny things to distract them while they vote.
    I miss “The Limey.” At least his troll passion was real and not microwaved like these lightweights.

  8. As an armed American citizen, I find it disconcerting that so many of my fellow conservatives have drunk the Palin Kool-Aid. She’s just a little too perfect, in my book. But she’s accomplished little, except for busting Exxon-Mobil’s chops for the shady natural gas pipeline deal. Hey, they’re the good guys, aren’t they? Os so Mr. Limbaugh would imply.
    Sorry. Just can’t pull my lever, so to speak, for Sarah Palin.

  9. As an armed American citizen, I find it disconcerting that so many of my fellow conservatives have drunk the Palin Kool-Aid. She’s just a little too perfect, in my book. But she’s accomplished little, except for busting Exxon-Mobil’s chops for the shady natural gas pipeline deal. Hey, they’re the good guys, aren’t they? Os so Mr. Limbaugh would imply.
    Sorry. Just can’t pull my lever, so to speak, for Sarah Palin.

    Go away damn loser troll!

  10. We now have proof she is not very smart. She thought Freddie Mae and Fannie Mac are paid for by the taxpayers. No spin will stop this ship from sinking. She’s as dumb as rocks. I suspected as much but this proves it. Combine this with the video where she doesn’t know what a VP does and her long trek to get a degree and the democrats have a pretty good weapon against her. Thanks a lot McLame.
    [oh noes!!!111!! Obama might as well stop campaigning; he’s won! -Ed.]

  11. #29:
    Yeah, those lines of credit backed by the U.S. treasury have nothing to do with the taxpayers. All money is the government’s, and we should be happy that they let us have any.
    Time to go back to the Huffington Post, Kos, or DU for your next lie, Elsidore!

  12. Troll blog storm!! Go Trolls! Go Trolls! Go Trolls!
    Ah, ya know, we really aren’t very good at this. Well, some people are. But I’ll wager there have actually been ZERO trolls at IMAO. OK, maybe one or two, like CHAD!
    (Lurking behind the scenes is IMAO’s secret weapon… the head rippin’… the head stuffin’… the man whose name is synonymous with fear itself… the fastest attack submariner in the west… Wait for it…)

  13. Hey, everybody. I think I fooled them over at IMAO…”I am a life-long conservative, etc.” – HAHAHAHA! I even slipped in some blatant racism to appeal to them and prove my bona fides – “shadow of a doubt” – LOL.
    That should bring another few votes for our God-King Obama. Rethuglikkkans are so stupid, they’ll fall for anything!
    Time to post at another fascist blog and get some more votes!

  14. that\’s Freddie MAC and Fanny MAE, dumbshit. If you\’re gonna question somebody else\’s intelligence, it\’s best to proofread.
    good point – except Palin is supposed to know. the public really isn\’t going to care whether or not a troll knows. Know what i mean, jellybean?

  15. “We now have proof she is not very smart. She thought Freddie Mae and Fannie Mac are paid for by the taxpayers. No spin will stop this ship from sinking. She’s as dumb as rocks.”
    Of course, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae have grown so big that the proposed bailout is going to be a huge burden on the taxpayers, but since she’s so dumb that can’t actually be what she was talking about, can it?
    Obviously her intelligence is nowhere near that of a man who knows that there are 57 states and one of them is New Pennsylvania.

  16. Of course, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae have grown so big that the proposed bailout is going to be a huge burden on the taxpayers, but since she’s so dumb that can’t actually be what she was talking about, can it?
    Obviously her intelligence is nowhere near that of a man who knows that there are 57 states and one of them is New Pennsylvania.

    Obama’s was just a slip. Palin’s error shows a total lack of knowledge about how our economy works. I think we all know which is worse Trish. Palin’s obviously a very stupid person and Palin just picked her because he wanted a token female. It wasn’t fair to Palin (who will get crushed in the election and be out of politics forever) and it wasn’t fair to Republicans who might have won if McCain had picked a good running mate.
    – JerryP

  17. Opposing a huge, burdensome government bailout at the expense of the taxpayers shows a lack of knowledge of how government works?
    You are intentionally changing what she said or thought. She was not talking about a bailout you stupid idiot she said she thought the two entities were paid for by taxpayers which is completely untrue. They are private companies. They were not paid for by taxpayers at all. She had no idea what she was talking about and is completely uneducated and has zero knowledge about housing or the economy based on her statement. She’s a f***ing clueless dingbat as are you based on the excuses you are trying to make for her.

  18. No, my dear, that is exactly what she said, and it was correct. We the taxpayers will be paying for it, just as she said. Pretending the remark was made in ignorance is an example of–what you said.
    Can’t stand it that she’s right, can you?
    Of course, she still doesn’t know that there are 57 states, including New Pennsylvania.

  19. “She was not talking about a bailout you stupid idiot she said she thought the two entities were paid for by taxpayers which is completely untrue. They are private companies.”
    They were both originally started as federal entities and later privatized. They have also become too big and are now a liability on taxpayers through this bailout. It is a stupid gaffe and I wish she hadn’t said it, but trust me – nobody cares.
    “Obama’s was just a slip.”
    Yeah, “New Pennsylvania” was just a slip.
    And “57 states” was just a slip…
    And saying the “bomb (singular) that dropped on Pearl Harbor” was just a slip…
    I don’t remember you guys ever being this charitable toward George Bush and I don’t feel like being that charitable towards Barack Obama right now.

  20. No, my dear, that is exactly what she said, and it was correct. We the taxpayers will be paying for it, just as she said.
    No she had it backwards. Now taxpayers will be footing the bill but before (when she made the gaffee) the housing entities were private and not paid for by taxpayers. Sadly, it seems as if you are too stupid to understand Palin’s error. But it doesn’t matter since clearly this website is meant for morons. I’m not one so I’m leaving for good!

  21. “It wasn’t fair to Palin (who will get crushed in the election and be out of politics forever) and it wasn’t fair to Republicans who might have won if McCain had picked a good running mate.”
    Yeah! If it wasn’t for her selection we might have a 20 point lead now among likely voters instead of a 10 point one.
    Damn McCain – Damn him to hell.

  22. Wrong–oh, perfect name!
    There was no gaffe, of course. The housing entities were never “private” in any real sense. The taxpayers always had the liability for such a failure.
    But you just keep on digging yourself into that hole, my friend. Maybe you’ll reach China someday, and then you can lie about your age.

  23. Liberals hate Palin because she is the woman the modern founders of the “Women’s Movement” told is we could be. Back in the 60’s when Friedan, Steinem and the rest of the NOW gals described who we could be, they described Sarah Palin.
    Unfortunately for them she’s on the wrong side of the aisle, she a woman of faith and conservative, anti-abortion, pro-marriage and family. She is both the ideal and the antithesis of their dreams. And that is why they hate her.

  24. Why are all these supporters of Obama, the peace, light, fuzzy bunnies candidate, so filled with hate and negativity? It’s ironic to say the least. It almost makes me wonder if an Obama presidency wouldn’t really be all the beautiful rainbows and white doves we’re being promised.

  25. When the French fire up their new superconducting supercollider next month and generate a quantum black hole which will suck the entire planet into a sphere approximately the diameter of a nickle all this angry debate will seem mighty silly.
    Forget about Iran, Bomb the French!
    BTW: Am I the only one on this site who isn’t pretending to be a troll today?

  26. And that is why they hate her.
    I don’t like Palin because she seems like a faux Christian. She pretends to be a Christian but she isn’t a good steward of our pretty planet. She just wants to pillage and pollute God’s gorgeous green earth instead of taking care of it like God wants. That really makes me sad inside. She also uses her religion as an excuse like George Bush to take money away from poor starving people so she can have a little more money herself. Jesus really frowned on the people who took money away from the poor just to give it to the rich and that’s what Bush and Palin and some of the other Republicans do. So I don’t like that. I think everyone is pro-marriage but some of us think it is wrong for straight people to try and keep the joy of marriage as well as having children and the tax perks of having children all to themselves and not let the gays do it. That’s just wrong and if that’s what you think then you are a bigot seanmahair and I’m sorry to say this but you probably don’t have very many friends. God would want you to reach out to gays and let gays adopt children and stuff. Please try and be a nicer person. Open your cold frigid heart to the warmth of our planet and to love. If you do feel you must vote for Palin please write her a nice letter and ask her to be kinder to animals, plants and gay people. 🙂

  27. 4 of 7 for the past few days I’ve been convinced that all of these trolls were pretend. Now I’m afraid I’m wrong. These are some truly stupid folks…scary stupid…
    Was that the right thing to say? Did it make you feel better because it sounded really mean. I can’t speak for all of here but it would be really nice to see some kind of apology from you. 🙂

  28. And that is why they hate her.
    I don’t like Palin because she seems like a faux Christian. She pretends to be a Christian but she has adamantly opposed any attempt to re-launch the Crusades. She doesn’t even recognize the supremacy of the Papacy, which is completely heretical. Only when I hear her declare the Apostolic Creed and pledge allegiance to the Bishop of Rome will I assume she has any idea how to spread the word of Jesus Christ to the heathens across the Earth.
    Oh yeah, and the Donation of Constantine was NOT a forgery. The End.

  29. I know you think I am naive but I do recognize sarcasm when I see it. If that sarcasm means that you do not think gays deserve the same rights as straights and that you think straight people only are worthy of tax breaks for getting married and having children then that is your decision but it does make me sad to learn of it. Some of us will just have to work two or three times as hard to save the planet and spread gay love to make up for selfish people like yourself 🙂

  30. Sarah Palin is contaminating all of our prescious bodily fluids by dosing our water supply with floride as part of a diabolical Xtian homophobic plot. This is why I only anal-douche with pure rain water or grain alcohol.

  31. Do you know why these morons come here? Like most animals they won’t defecate in there own dens. Let’s throw them and their excrement out.
    Wow. That was really mean! 🙂 There is clearly some smoldering intensity behind your comments. You obviously don’t believe as I do that God wants equality for gays. OK, so I think I will just ignore you from now on. Gosh. Sorry! But what choice to I have, you know? 🙂

  32. Don’t worry PhillipB. While you’re off saving the planet I’m supporting the nice people over at Carbon Liberators. I’m hoping that, with a lot of help and support, we can offset your ilk’s lunacy.
    tee hee! Funny site. I bookmarked it to show my friends. Thanks so much! 🙂

  33. Gee, you know, it’s odd that God would want homosexuals to marry each other and have children together and not give them the biological capacity to do so, isn’t it? Go figure.
    Actually, we do have the biological capacity Trish. I call mine a penis. It’s a pretty magnificent one too if I don’t say so myself 😉 Thanks God! 🙂

  34. I think it’s time for someone’s nap. 🙂
    a–hole — The Moroccans have been haunting this country since the Barbary Wars…or was that the Algerians? Who cares. We’ll just go over to Tripoli, take it, find out where Morocco is, and then take that too.

  35. OMG Everyone! Stupid Sarah Palin is soooooo stooopid. She was at a Burger King yesterday and she ordered a #7 with CRISSCUT FRIES! She is the dumbest person I know because everyone knows that criss-cut fries are available on the #7 combo at Arby’s NOT McDonalds!!1! LOL! Don’t you see how stooooopid she is. In fact, she is so stoopid, that if I repeat it, it’ll become even more true. A #7 with criss0cut fries!?!?! This shows that she does not do her research and neither did McCain. In fact, this gaffe is a reflection on all stooopid rePUKElicans! Ha! Now it’s true – cause I said it.

  36. Gee, you know, it’s odd that God would want homosexuals to marry each other and have children together and not give them the biological capacity to do so, isn’t it? Go figure.
    Actually, we do have the biological capacity Trish. I call mine a penis. It’s a pretty magnificent one too if I don’t say so myself 😉 Thanks God! 🙂
    The last time I checked, it took a little more than one penis to make a child. Even two penises put together won’t do it.

  37. Sarah Palin was to walk out to the singing of Angels, but convention organizers thought it might come off as showing off.
    Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
    Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.
    Sarah Palin has actually travelled backwards in time from after the roll call to accept the nomination retroactively.
    Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.
    In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.
    As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
    Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday – in an M1A1 tank
    Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.
    Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.
    Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
    Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.
    Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
    Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
    N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
    When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
    Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
    Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
    Sarah Palin poses more danger of creating world-destroying black holes than the Large Hadron Collidor.
    Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
    Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.
    The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.
    NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity
    If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.
    Iran’s nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.
    Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears, Sarah Palin does – usually with her bare hands.
    Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
    The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eyes.
    We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris – Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.

  38. “We now have proof she is not very smart. She thought Freddie Mae and Fannie Mac are paid for by the taxpayers. No spin will stop this ship from sinking. She’s as dumb as rocks.”

    They are run as if they were private corporations but have used taxpayer funding for some of their operations from the beginning. They’re considered public/private hybrids.
    YOU are as dumb as rocks.

  39. I’ve discovered a pattern to these post-Palin troll comments.
    As a guide to translation I’ve created a glossary of comparative words and phrases:
    Intelligent Design = People riding dinosaurs
    Prolife = Hates condoms
    Religion = Homophobia
    Practicing what one preaches = Dangerous lunatic
    Working your way through college = Stupid
    90 percent approval rating = Stupid
    9 percent approval rating = We’re going to win!
    We’re going to win! = Mommy! Why didn’t you love me?!
    Heterosexual = Homophobe
    Parenthood = Homophobia
    Hunting = Hates animals
    Doubting global warming = Hates the planet
    Telling the truth about democrats = Racism/hate-speech/unfair personal attack
    Telling/Believing/spreading wild lies about Republicans = Unbiased journalism
    Party with a 10 point lead = Losers!
    Being happy about that 10 point lead = Screw you, poopy-heads!
    Magic spagetti monster = God
    Invisible sky fairy = God
    Democrat nominee = god (small g)
    The Bible (as regards stewardship of the earth) = Absolute moral authority
    The Bible (as regards any other moral principle) = Superstitious patriarcal nonsense
    Bitter, sexually confused anti-americans clinging to their jars of week old clabbered piss and their failed 91 year old Bolshevik ideals = Trolls
    The first black president, like the first female president, will be a Conservative Republican!
    Wanna bet?

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