Love the rimless glasses, Clay. Where’d you get them? Because I really really want them.

Phase 1: Spam IMAO with comments insulting Palin and pretending to support Romney.

Phase 2: ???

Phase 3: Profit!

Some are saying that McCain suspending his campaign is just a political stunt, but wouldn’t a political stunt be something more like McCain jumping eight school buses on a motorcycle to show his support of education? And then he did a flip with the motorcycle halfway through the jump and after he landed he danced the robot? I would totally vote for him if he did that.

So how are our plans going for stealing this election?

I had an idea. On election day, we set up voting simulators. Looks just like a real polling place and operates just like one, but it’s all for fun? There’s nothing wrong with that, right? If a few people weren’t paying attention and thought they were actually voting, how is that our fault?

Do you think people will get suspicious when we charge for admission?

(AP — Chicago) In response to questions concerning Senator John McCain’s announcement that he was suspending his presidential campaign and returning to Washington D.C. to help form legislation to deal with the financial crisis, Senator Barack Obama proclaimed that he would continue campaigning and would appear for the debate on Friday in Mississippi whether Senator McCain showed up or not. He explained, “Look, I have zero practical experience in economics or the national legislative process. My only accomplishment as a U.S. Senator has been to get nominated for a different job. Besides, and more importantly, I’ve already FedEx’d my teleprompter to Biloxi. What am I going to do, stand mute on the floor of the Senate waiting for someone to feed me lines about hope and change? I don’t think so.”