Palin reactions go here.
UPDATE:
Man. It’s like Obama is running against America herself.
Great speech, but I didn’t get why she kept talking about McCain. Who cares about him?
Seriously, though, little time left to donate.

Giuliani is kicking ass.

Notice how with Bristol Palin there is all this talk about what sex education she had, but this didn’t come up with John Edwards.

WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) — Michael Brown, the former director of FEMA forced to resign in the wake of the Katrina disaster, has called on presumptive Republican Vice Presidential nomineee Sarah Palin to fire her nanny. “Every public relations debacle requires a fall guy,” asserted Brown, “and the premarital pregnancy of Palin’s underage daughter plainly calls for someone’s head to roll. Why should I be fired for something outside of my control and others go unscathed.” “It appears to me,” said Brown, “that the most obvious person to take responsibility is the nanny that has been charged with raising Palin’s five children since she assumed the office of governor of Alaska in 2006.” Palin famously passed her youngest son Trigg off to a nanny to return to work three days after giving birth to him earlier this year. Recent photographs showing daughter Bristol caring for the baby may indicate that Palin has already had the INS deport her nanny back to Central America.

I’m working on it. I swear. I’m trying to force myself to do some non-blog writing each day (though not always on Hellbender). I really want to get it out of my head, so hopefully I can get some momentum and finish writing it all soon.
Very soon.

Have you heard Obama’s new argument about how he has more experience than Palin (yes, he’s running against Palin now because McCain’s too hard)? He’s run a presidential campaign. That gives him the experience to be president.
It’s a neat concept. If you run a really good campaign and get elected president, then you have the experience to be president. If you lose the election, then obviously you didn’t have the needed experience. This means that we’ve gotten the best presidential choice in all our elections since the winner each time ran the best campaign. We have a perfect system!

Palin’s speech is coming tonight, and we conservative have a lot of hope that she’ll hit it out of the park… and a lot of fear of what happens if she doesn’t. To help us calm down, here’s an idea for a fun drinking game to go with her speech.
SARAH PALIN SPEECH DRINKING GAME RULES
* Every time you get nervous, take a shot.
You don’t have to wait until the speech starts to begin the game.

Comment of the day today is from Anglo:

I thought Fred Thompson sucked tonight. He seems kind of gay to me – like he is trying to be extra macho to cover up for the fact that he secretly wants to make out with a hot man like Barack Obama.

I thought the Fred Thompson speech was pretty good, but Anglo raises some valid points. Maybe the speech wasn’t as good as I thought.

Palin’s big speech is tonight. Either she does well, or that’s it for us. Conservatives will be forced to wander the land as ronin, righting wrongs and cutting taxes when we see them, but never having a nation of our own again.
You notice how we’ve gotten like Ron Paul quality trolls about Palin, just cutting and pasting things they saw elsewhere with limited actual comprehension. Anyway, new orders on trolls: Agree with them. And, the more retarded the comment, the more you act like it was extremely convincing and changed your mind.
You have your orders; follow them.

Why does Barack Obama enjoy dressing gerbils in lederhosen, and how does this affect his ability to be Commander-in-Chief?
This is a question every blogger needs to be asking until we get some straight answers.