WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) — Michael Brown, the former director of FEMA forced to resign in the wake of the Katrina disaster, has called on presumptive Republican Vice Presidential nomineee Sarah Palin to fire her nanny. “Every public relations debacle requires a fall guy,” asserted Brown, “and the premarital pregnancy of Palin’s underage daughter plainly calls for someone’s head to roll. Why should I be fired for something outside of my control and others go unscathed.” “It appears to me,” said Brown, “that the most obvious person to take responsibility is the nanny that has been charged with raising Palin’s five children since she assumed the office of governor of Alaska in 2006.” Palin famously passed her youngest son Trigg off to a nanny to return to work three days after giving birth to him earlier this year. Recent photographs showing daughter Bristol caring for the baby may indicate that Palin has already had the INS deport her nanny back to Central America.