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  1. Oh NO! Ducks on the wall!
    Ducks On The Wall
    My baby’s got the most deplorable taste,
    But her biggest mistake
    Is hanging over the fireplace.
    She’s got ducks, ducks on the wall,
    Ducks, ducks, hanging on the wall.
    My lady’s got a sort of strange fascination,
    An obsessive fixation
    For cheap decorations
    She’s got ducks, ducks on the wall.
    Ducks, ducks, hanging on the wall.
    Wo-wo-wo I love her so but if she doesn’t move the ducks,
    I think my mind is gonna go.
    Ducks ducks on the wall.
    Ducks ducks, hanging on the wall.
    I leave the office and I want to relax.
    Don’t want to stare at a wall
    And look at a duck that can’t quack.
    I love you baby but I can’t fall
    For those ducks on the wall.
    I start to snuggle up and squeeze her so tight.
    Then out of the corner of my eye
    I see those ducks in flight.
    I love you baby but I can’t ball
    When I see those ducks on the wall.
    Wo-wo-wo I can sit through your gossip and your soap opera shows,
    But those ducks have got to go.
    I love you baby but I can’t ball
    When I see those ducks on the wall.
    And when I went to a cocktail party
    With the bores next door,
    What was the first thing that I saw?
    Ducks, ducks on the wall.
    Ducks, ducks hanging on the wall.
    My baby’s got the most deplorable taste,
    But her biggest mistake
    Is hanging over the fireplace.
    She’s got ducks, ducks on the wall,
    Ducks, ducks hanging on the wall.
    I’ll sit and look at all the soap operas with her
    I’ll play all the panel games and watch all the quiz shows,
    But those ducks they’ve got to go,
    Those ducks are getting up my nose.
    If those ducks can fly, well so can I.
    And if those ducks have got to stay
    Then I’m going to fly away.
    I love you baby but I can’t ball
    When I see those ducks on the wall.
    Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall.
    Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall.
    Oh those ducks on the wall are beginning to move
    They’re talking to me
    I’ve got to get away from those ducks.

  2. #11 – seanmahair,
    Ethically, it wouldn’t be a problem because any dedicated PETAiac would gladly give their own pelt to spare the life of a noble creature like a bear!
    Eaesthetically, big problem!
    Not even other PETAiacs want to see a PETAiac pelt, either while alive or even after being carefully tanned, dyed, tooled, trimmed, stitched, and hygenically preserved!

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