I’m working on it. I swear. I’m trying to force myself to do some non-blog writing each day (though not always on Hellbender). I really want to get it out of my head, so hopefully I can get some momentum and finish writing it all soon.
Very soon.
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I heard that Michelle Obama once got high on Venezuelan cocaine (that she bought directly from chavez himself), and had a gay, nazi doctor abort her 8-and-a-half month pregnancy, while Barack stood by, his boom-box on his shoulder blaring Reverend Wright sermons.
(THERE! Now you’ve read it – feel free to repeat it to everyone you know, and don’t be surprised when you hear it on the nightly news tonight. I mean, it’s on a blog, so it must be legit)
It is with heavy heart that I inform all you avid readers of Hellbender that there will be no further updates to the story. It seems that FrankJ has been ‘disappeared’ for his 9:35 post on “Quote of the Day”. Apparantly Fred was also confused about the Frank/Harvey thing, since Harvey is also missing.
Frank,
I want to know more about the writhing darkness, what it really is (I’m serious – it’s got me captivated) – does it disappear in the end when everything goes back to normal and the hero wins? What is it really made of? Maybe it could somehow coalesce and things would drop out of it. If some souls are partially seen writhing in it, would they eventually die and their bodies drop out like bags when the medium dries up?
Or, maybe all the things that David Copperfield made disappear would materialize, fall out and land on the bad guys. You know, like jets, boxes, cards and doves and the like.
I heard that Michelle Obama once got high on Venezuelan cocaine (that she bought directly from chavez himself), and had a gay, nazi doctor abort her 8-and-a-half month pregnancy, while Barack stood by, his boom-box on his shoulder blaring Reverend Wright sermons.
(THERE! Now you’ve read it – feel free to repeat it to everyone you know, and don’t be surprised when you hear it on the nightly news tonight. I mean, it’s on a blog, so it must be legit)
It is with heavy heart that I inform all you avid readers of Hellbender that there will be no further updates to the story. It seems that FrankJ has been ‘disappeared’ for his 9:35 post on “Quote of the Day”. Apparantly Fred was also confused about the Frank/Harvey thing, since Harvey is also missing.
Thank goodness. My DTs were really getting to me. Need… more… Ronove…
Frank,
I want to know more about the writhing darkness, what it really is (I’m serious – it’s got me captivated) – does it disappear in the end when everything goes back to normal and the hero wins? What is it really made of? Maybe it could somehow coalesce and things would drop out of it. If some souls are partially seen writhing in it, would they eventually die and their bodies drop out like bags when the medium dries up?
Or, maybe all the things that David Copperfield made disappear would materialize, fall out and land on the bad guys. You know, like jets, boxes, cards and doves and the like.
I thought Hellbender was a movie…?
YOU LIE!
If you weren’t lacking in Hope and Change, this would already be done. Now where can we get some of that good old Hope and Change?
YEA Hellbender…but isn’t the call to IMW postings getting strong too.
Your country needs you Frank.
did somebody say helldender?
My dog craps better excuses than this.