Everyone seems to be making fun of community organizers, but I want you to take a look at a few communities that didn’t have community organizers and see what happened to them:
* Sodom and Gomorrah: Smote by God.
* Chicago, 1871: Set on fire by a cow.
* Atlantis: So disorganized by lack of a community organizer that people even forgot where it is.
* Rome: What caused the fall of the Roman Empire? They got rid of their community organizer.
* The Ewok Village: Occupied by a rebel alliance and forced into a war that didn’t concern them.
* Gotham City: Terrorized by a guy dressed like a clown and the only one to turn to is some wacko dressed like a bat.
If only these communities had an Al Sharpton, think how much better off they’d be.
Archive of entries posted on 5th September 2008
Unintentionally amusing . . .
Ted Rall rears his ugly head . . .SARAH PALIN, QUEEN OF THE NOBODIES
After the Real Enemy
What’s His Game?
Head Trauma
I said we should get them helmets, but you guys didn’t listen to me and now, after the Palin speech, they’re banging their heads against things and getting head injuries at an alarming rate. Look what Kos posted yesterday:
Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor.
The retarded monkeys in the comments think this is a genius line and they need to spread it everywhere quick, with only two or three of them having the self-awareness to think that maybe it ain’t such a great idea.
Hey, Jesus is omnipotent; you think He knows what a community organizer is and whether it counts as an actual job?
Jim Treacher says the memes already spread and suspects astroturfing. I’m thinking a legitimate groundswell of stupidity by panicked nutroots because I actually think the Obama campaign is smart enough to want to put a kibosh on this before it gets out of the loony circles. Yeah, they really want to focus on how the head of their ticket doesn’t measure up to McCain’s VP pick while adding some more Obama/Jesus comparisons. That’s the path to victory!
Quick Question
Can You Believe Democrats Actually Thought We CARED about Obama’s “Lack of Experience”?
Sorry, Losercrats, we didn’t. That was just a handy catchphrase to pummel him with. A convenient comedic device that we’re willing to defenestrate now that we can’t use it without looking like douchebags.
Here’s the truth.
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What really matters to Conservatives about their candidates is their ability to make decisions under pressure, their ability to stand by those decisions, and their willingness to accept the consequences – however bad they may be – and also accept the responsibility of making new decisions to address those consequences, as necessary.
I don’t know a lot about McCain’s political career, but I do know that he was a Naval officer. Having served under my share of them (U.S. Navy, 85 to 91, USS Enterprise 87 to 91), I know that McCain’s been trained in accountability.
While I don’t know a lot about Palin, it seems she’s done a good job staring down the forces of corruption in Alaskan gubernatorial politics. She’s made hard calls and stood by them while facing down angry men.
The essence of a good Commander-in-Chief is that he can look some ass**** right in the eye, tell him to go f*** himself, and not blink while doing so, if that’s what he honestly believes – to the best of his knowledge – is the right thing to do in order to further the goals of America’s interests, whether domestically or overseas.
I don’t think Obama has the stones to do that.
I KNOW McCain has them.
And I suspect that – while not technically stones – Palin’s titanium ovaries are equally qualified.
Speaker Pelosi Founds Committee to Preserve White House Antiquities
AP (WASHINGTON, D.C.) — U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and House Appropriations Committee Chairman Dave Obey (D-WI) today announced the formation of a permanent Committee to Preserve White House Antiquities. Obey stated that “The committee will be charged with studying and implementing policies designed to preserve historical items used to decorate the White House.” Although decorating decisions are ultimately made by the current President, Congress appropriates the money used to preserve and acquire historical items. According to Pelosi, the need for such a committee was underscored by the candidacy of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin for Vice President. “Given Senator McCain’s precarious health, he may not live out a first term if elected, and certainly cannot be expected to run for a second term. Thus, there is a real possibility that a retarded toddler may be loping through the halls of the West Wing in the very near future. As one of the country’s leading public servants, it is my solemn duty to ensure that no lasting damage come to our nation’s historical artifacts. There will be no: ‘Sorry Dolley Madison, the portrait of George Washington you saved before the British burned down the White House has been defaced with permanent marker and paste,’ or ‘Sorry President Hayes, your State Dinner Service has been used as used as frisbees in the Rose Garden and is smashed in a million pieces,’ or ‘Sorry Abe Lincoln, a mongloid chewed the rosewood knobs off your guest bed.’ Not on my watch.” “It is also a matter of public safety,” added Pelosi. “I could not live with myself if someone is killed or maimed by Trig using his unnatural strength to throw FDR’s Steinway through a White House picture window. Trigg Palin is a public menace, and I demand that if his mother cannot be kept out of the White House, he at least be controlled while she is in it.” Pelosi suggests that the committee look into the installation of an invisble fence, or at least a permanent enclosure. “I’m sure a nice 4×6 dog kennel or stainless steel chimpaneze cage would provide more than enough space for a young boy to safely stretch his legs.”
