I said we should get them helmets, but you guys didn’t listen to me and now, after the Palin speech, they’re banging their heads against things and getting head injuries at an alarming rate. Look what Kos posted yesterday:
Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor.
The retarded monkeys in the comments think this is a genius line and they need to spread it everywhere quick, with only two or three of them having the self-awareness to think that maybe it ain’t such a great idea.
Hey, Jesus is omnipotent; you think He knows what a community organizer is and whether it counts as an actual job?
Jim Treacher says the memes already spread and suspects astroturfing. I’m thinking a legitimate groundswell of stupidity by panicked nutroots because I actually think the Obama campaign is smart enough to want to put a kibosh on this before it gets out of the loony circles. Yeah, they really want to focus on how the head of their ticket doesn’t measure up to McCain’s VP pick while adding some more Obama/Jesus comparisons. That’s the path to victory!
So when will they get to the part where Jesus says his kingdom is not of this world?
Does this mean that community organizers are preaching some form of religion as their primary job?
What you’re missing here Frank is perspective. The Kossack perspective is alternatively;
1. Jesus was some nutjob religious fanatic who thought he could take over the world one group of ignorant peasants at a time. He miscalculated badly but his followers still thirsting for power kept his deviant teaching alive and thus destroyed the future of the world.
2. Jesus was an nice but very misguided fellow who did good by accident, but was either Manic-Depressive or Schizophrenic
Since when do the Kos Kids believe in Jesus?
Oh and we should pity them because those that have embraced the “Obama’s as good as Jesus” line have sold their everlasting souls to the devil. And eternity is a really, really, really long time. Even longer than all three Lord of the Rings, X Men, all the Harry Potter’s and all the Star Trek movies.
It’s even longer than “An Inconvenient Truth”. Talk about Hell.
How about “David was a governor, and Goliath was a community organizer”?
That last one was mine
I didn’t know Jesus spent his time doing shakedowns and registering dead people to vote.
[Why do you think he resurrected Lazarus? -Ed.]
How about this for a slogan —
Palin for VP — because killing terrorists is more fun than killing caribou!
I really like :
Palin for VP; The Puck Stops Here.
Imagine the confusion right now in the minds of Kos readers, trying to figure out who the hell Jesus and Pontius Pilate are.
Most will probably assume that the post must refer to a migrant worker and a rap star they never heard of…
Yeah Jesus organized the Jewish community alright… into an angry mob that demanded He be brutally murdered in front of their eyes. If that’s what Obama wants, who are we to deny him the same privilege?
Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor.
You know, if you switched time and location, you could say the same thing about Charles Manson and Ronald Reagan.
and Barry is the B.O. Messiah! hey sanna ho sanna …sana sana dana
The Joker was a community organizer.
One dead rabble rouser and the Guv went back to Rome where they had lotsa Italian girls and wine and great free shows at the Coliseum.
I’d rather be the Governor instead of gettin my ass whipped and then nailed to a RR tie!
Well that governor is dead and the “rabble rouser” isn’t.
Why doesn’t God smite people anymore?
Can you imagine the carnage RWT? People would be keeling over left, right and sideways. Truthfully there might not be enough people to make up a bridge party.
I am personally glad God has patience, ’cause I am so not perfect. However the occasional “boot to the head” might be helpful. Knock the BB in the hole and all.
#4 – seanmahair,
OK, An Inconvenient Truth is suitable, but those other movies are too good for hell!
ROFL Seanmahair! My hubby is fond of saying, “You’re gonna be dead a whole lot longer than you’re gonna be alive. You sure you don’t want to rethink some stuff?”
Outside of the whole shock at the heretical thing, maybe this would be a great place for a random name generator? was a community organizer and was a governor.
It’s been handled over at SondraK.com:
http://www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/okay_ill_play/
seanmahair~ Yeah, carnage. I know. sigh
It’s not that I have an inborn desire to see people smited (smote?), I’d just like them to understand that God isn’t someone to be trifled with. I think some lightning or a Pythonesque foot outta do it.
Well that Governor whipped him good and proper. Will this messiah rise again politically speaking after being whipped by the governess and old guy.
I hope not.
Hitler atrted as a community organizer and FDR was a governor.