Palin’s speech is coming tonight, and we conservative have a lot of hope that she’ll hit it out of the park… and a lot of fear of what happens if she doesn’t. To help us calm down, here’s an idea for a fun drinking game to go with her speech.
SARAH PALIN SPEECH DRINKING GAME RULES
* Every time you get nervous, take a shot.
You don’t have to wait until the speech starts to begin the game.
Wow Frank, this seems like a great ideeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhz/l nmklczxcdklu9er….
OK, maybe not.
Please, there is no reason to worry about her, and no reason to have a drinking game for her speech, try a drinking game after the speech where every time UberDouche criticizes her for being unpolished, un-veted, inexperienced or trophy VP.
You will have to limit your available drink though because alcohol poisoning is a very likely outcome…..
Started this game last night when I found out one of the most socially liberal senators of all time was giving a speech in support of McCain last night. Other than killing Terrorists, what in the world do I want in line with Lieberman?
Well, I hit myself in the face when I read your marching orders to agree with trolls this morning. Does that count as taking a shot?
Not sure if you saw this yet:
http://www.palinfacts.com/
My favorite one:
Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
isn’t this how her daughter got pregnant?
But Frank….. what if I have nerves of steel developed from my years spent as a CIA operative conducting assasinations in service to GOD & Country?
Im going to do a shot of beer each times she switches from left to right teleprompters…. a double every time she uses the word “pregnancy” or “Barack Obama”. If she use the word “gun” or “firearm” or “NRA”…. chug a beer.
Guess I’m stuck being sober tonight, because there is NOTHING about her that makes me nervous. I have complete confidence in SP.
I even found my old banana clip (you gals KWIM) and wore my hair up….just like Sarah….when I went to the Walmart the other day!
I live in the big city, but I feel my NW small town roots comin’ out whenever I see Sarah.
I heart Saracuda!
(and you boys get your minds out of the gutter, it’s not a Chris Matthew/Obama kind of love!)
You all need to go to Palin facts
Somebody stole your idea Frank, but they did it so well that it’s kind of hard to get mad.
Help.. . Im’ drukn1
If you’re serious about this drinking game idea then you have to know a little more about her…
Drink everytime she says:
Hungry Markets
Whirld’a hurt
Tappin In
Ramping up
God Given Resources
As a mom
If she says “Worker Bees” you have to slam your drink.
Lord, I mean RNC, please give her good speech coaches.
Leiberman wasn’t there as a liberal, he was there as the last honest man in the democrat party.
I just hope they have that one guy in the audience again tonight that sounded like Barney from the Simpsons!
Did anyone else hear him? It sounded like someone had started the drinking game a day early. Husband and I were laughing our butts off with every “RrrAAAUGHhhhhh! YEAAAYYYYYHHHH,” that we hear above the rest of the audience.
[That guy was driving me crazy. -Ed.]
Last night, I wondered if anyone else got annoyed by him.
Just a steady stream of identical “Yeeeeeaahhhh!”
There’s so much excitement I feel like we’ve one already! It won’t even matter if Palin has speech trouble tonight. That awful California gay marriage law is as good as gone! I bet Obama is crushed with McCain/Palin getting 55% of the vote. McCain is a genius.
When Palin is in the White House compasses will point east and abortion and gay marriage will be federal crimes! And we will finally get creationism taught in schools instead of that evolution crap! And people will finally stop worrying about all that global warming nonsense.
First test the whiskie for tunkskicity!
Well, according to my calculations, PaleoMedic and I are horribly drunk. Right now!
It all came true.
Man, I’m still recovering from the drinking game during Obama’s speech. My friends and I agreed to take a drink every time he said “hope” or “change”.
I think a few people landed in the hospital from alcohol poisoning. I say think, because I just woke up this morning. The last few days have been a blur…