Why does Barack Obama enjoy dressing gerbils in lederhosen, and how does this affect his ability to be Commander-in-Chief?
This is a question every blogger needs to be asking until we get some straight answers.
Why does Barack Obama enjoy dressing gerbils in lederhosen, and how does this affect his ability to be Commander-in-Chief?
This is a question every blogger needs to be asking until we get some straight answers.
But what does he do with them after he dresses them up?
Does he like the “feel” of the leather?
Hey! A man’s gerbils are definitely off the table, even if one of them is his uncle.
I just read DBD before flipping to IMAO. Awesome.
Well, it means he has connections to Hitler, Harvey, and the Muslim Brotherhood which began in Germany with Hitler’s encouragement and support. (You think I’m making this up?)
Cuz Barney Franks’ gerbil don’t swing like dat?
Oh, my Me, are you racist crackers ignorant! The combination of the lederhosen and the lube combine for an exquisite experience that cannot be beat. It is the arugula of gerbil colonic stimulation.
I don’t know about the gerbils-and-lederhosen thing, but what I want to know is why Obama was transfixed while watching Fred! Thompson’s speech, wishing he were a real man like Fred.
Well, it could be true. Nobody’s proven it isn’t.
I don’t know about the gerbils-and-lederhosen thing, but what I want to know is why Obama was transfixed while watching Fred! Thompson’s speech, wishing he were a real man like Fred.
Well, it could be true. Nobody’s proven it isn’t.
Did The ObaMessiah get the gerbils from notorious Hollywood gerbiler Richard Gere?
Or did Gere just “hip” a brotha to the “unique sensations” of Nazi rodentia fetishism?
I learned about the joys of half-black man-gerbil love at the madrasa. There was a shortage of goats, so we had to make due with small rodents. The tiny lederhosen were a reward for memorizing Mein Kampf for class.