You know if Obama gets this “stimulus” passed, it’s only the beginning. Soon he’ll be asking for even more hundreds of billions to spend when he further screws up the economy. Then, with a shrinking economy and growing Obama spending, he’ll soon control all the money in America — including all of your money. When things get so bad that Obama has to consider cutting spending somewhere, where do you think he’ll cut it? He’ll probably stop paying your cable bill — that doesn’t help his government — and no more new video games because those aren’t in the budget. And don’t think you’re going to be able to supersize your meal at McDonald’s any time soon.
I told all of you people this was going to happen and to not vote for Obama, but you were like, “No, Obama is shiny and smells nice; I’m going to vote for him!” Now you’re going to be begging Obama to let you spend some of your money on new socks, but he’ll spend that money on arugula subsidies instead. And when America finally collapses, he’ll flee to France with all the stimulus money he can carry. And then France will collapse and radical Muslims will have all the stimulus money which they’ll spend on bombs and weapons and new wrist watches — exactly what you were going to spend the money on if Obama hadn’t taken it! But you now live in a broken down shack with no money and no wrist watches because of how Obama’s “stimulus” destroyed everything in America, and you have nothing left to do but plot vengeance against the Senators who voted for the giant Obama spending bill. They live in a fenced in compound in the only place in America with electricity and running water, and their robot guards know neither pain nor mercy. How are you going to get by them? You can’t. You might as well impotently blog about it like some Kos Kid, ranting and raving about it to no end. The real Kos Kids have become deranged mutants, by the way; they roam the streets at night hunting people and eating their skin.
Anyway, call your Senator and tell him, “Do not want!” Don’t threaten his family, though — at least not explicitly. Because then in the future he’ll send his hunter drones after you to harvest your organs. That’s the “new politics” for you.
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Your eating the skin line flashed me back to Cartman eating all the skin off the KFC bucket of chicken.
What’s craptastic about this post is that 10 years from now it may be more right than wrong. Notice how far you had to take it before it sounded like sarcasm. Yep. Six years ago, if someone predicted we’d have democrats screwing up the banks, taking 700 billion to stablize them, blaming the republicans, getting elected, then asking for a trillion to pork off their lackies less than a week into office it would have sounded like sarcasm.
This post is a tad too optimistic for my taste.
Ha! Then the joke’ll be on him, his stupid spending will have inflated the money into worthlessness and he won’t be able to afford a morning baguette.
I would gladly live in squalor if Obama really does leave for France…if, and only if he takes his butt boy boyfriend (Arlen Spectre) with him along with the two nitwits from that totally gay state (Maine).
As for getting to the Senators in their compounds…you forget about dinasours with rocket launchers! Also, we could tow the MexiCannon up and fire ourselves into the compound!
I can’t get over that doddering, blithering mornon Arlan Specter and those two mutant babes from Maine who crossed the line to join Pelosi & Reid’s leftist cadre and their program to drive the American economy off the cliff. While their Republican colleagues are (for once) trying to fight a principled battle against socialism, these three turn-coats have abandoned all principles for their own political expediancy.
I am, for once, writing, faxing, and calling the offices of Specter, Collins, and Snowe to tell them just how contemptible they are. Gawd, I hate NorthEast Republicans!! I gotta get outta the Peoples Republic of NJ….I’m surrounded!
Write these three moral midgets and tell them what you think. I have to go now and try to figure out how to pay my quarterly $6500 property tax bill here in NJ……
Our cable bill will still be taken care of. When all else fails as a result of government, nothing will hurt our entertainment, and we will still have 50% of the people not caring one bit.
There is an ad on t.v. now with some actor (think he voted for Obama) saying that you can’t get away from t.v. now, and it will turn your brain to mush. Then he and his friends will eat your brain with a melon baller. The ad ends with him encouraging you to watch t.v. on your computer, then he shows that he is a liberal. The ad really is funny. It is scary though that they are not trying so hard to hide there designs of global domination now. I think they feel comfortable now. Must mean they have taken over in enough places to be unstoppable.
You know, we are rapidly approaching HAVING to borrow to service our debt. I’m thinking of taking Chinese lessons and moving to Asia. Somewhere in the world, Capitalism will re-emerge again and I figure it’ll be over there. The U.S. is going to default and go into receivership. See you all later.
I’ll still pay for your cable…the cable My Civilian Defense Force uses to garotte you!
I wonder how long it will be before Canada is able to buy us on Ebay……..
The ones to call today are:
Snowe (where I got a live person at almost every office): http://snowe.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=ContactSenatorSnowe.DistrictOffices
Collins (got a live person at 2 offices) http://collins.senate.gov/public/continue.cfm?FuseAction=ContactSenatorCollins.USMail
and Sphincter (as of now all mail boxes full and no live people, but keep trying) http://specter.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Contact.OfficeLocations
Make sure to tell these folks that you will not only donate $ to anyone who runs against them in the future, but you will campaign for them- even if it is a democrat! No on the pork bill!
America is going to turn into one giant trailer park. Only the upper east side of NYC, Vermont & Hollywood will harbor the elitist Left to live in comfort while the rest of us line up for bread & spam, cans of which will probably end up being similar to soylent green after a few years. So in the future, if you’re wondering where your neighbors disappeared to, you’ll soon realize that you unwittingly had them over for dinner.
On the plus side, spamwiches taste super awesome with arugula instead of lettuce…
he’ll flee to France with all the stimulus money he can carry
Indeed, how have we ignored the Obama-Duvalier connection for so long?
Wikigoogle Papa Doc, and beput y’self some informacion. He was also called “The One.”
Spam? As Barry ramps up his efforts to kill every baby possible…are too far away from baby in a can? Cheap, plenty to go around and…why the hell not?
If only I could draw. I’ve got a three panel political cartoon in my head.
Under the title: “The $800 Billion Man” you’ve got Obama, Specter and Frank standing around Uncle Sam on the operating table saying, “We can rebuild him. We have green technology.”
The next panel is a furious cloud of activity.
And in the last panel is an Uncle Sam cyborg with grafted on Soviet parts, with the three stooges from the first panel smiling and shaking hands.
Mmmm… babies. I like to munch babies, especially their tummies. They have tasty, soft tummies.
I don’t think Democrats know that Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal is meant as satire.
*Anyway, call your Senator and tell him, “Do not want!”
Heh…the only problem, Frank, is my senator happens to be Harry “Skelitor” Reid. For years, any time he begins cackling in his castle of doom (usually several times a week), myself and many of my friends bolt off an e-mail or several. A week later. we receive a snail-mail form letter telling us how happy the “living corpse” is for our support and the furthering of the socialist agenda. We started out using reason (mistake; this is foreign to liberals), then started getting angry, and later on, included calling him things like (too keep this P.G. rated) a smoker of male genitalia and a festering rectal wart. Still the same happy-happy, joy-joy form letters. I swear. The conspiracy nuts always talk about George W. and his merry NWO band gathering at Bohemian Grove…I swear the Democrats have their own retreat in Humoblt, California where they spend the weekend smoking chronic through unicorn horn pipes and dance with pixies on an extended LSD trip.
They could market the canned babies under the Soylent Green label..
My hot holio!
The English committed genocide on the Irish for roughly 500 years. If my ancestors could live through that I’m reasonably sure I can best O’vomit. It probably won’t be pretty, we may lose everything we have but we’ll still be clinging to our God and our guns when “his hynieness” is hawking memoirs and doing talk shows.
You mr. pretender can kiss my Irish big toe, yeah it’s sad when you don’t swear but standards are standards (which is something that NO one in the present administration knows anything about).