To stop Obama’s spending plans, we could just not pay taxes. Apparently we’ll only get called on it if he nominates us for a cabinet post.

Olmert says that no Israeli government will allow Iran to get nukes. Well, it’s nice to know that someone is going to handle up on that. I’ve been afraid that Iran is going to suicide bomb Israel. They’ll strap their nukes to their country and then hurl the entire country at Israel and explode. Yeah, launching nuclear missiles at Israel would be smarter, but that region didn’t get the way it is because everyone there is really, really smart.

You know if Obama gets this “stimulus” passed, it’s only the beginning. Soon he’ll be asking for even more hundreds of billions to spend when he further screws up the economy. Then, with a shrinking economy and growing Obama spending, he’ll soon control all the money in America — including all of your money. When things get so bad that Obama has to consider cutting spending somewhere, where do you think he’ll cut it? He’ll probably stop paying your cable bill — that doesn’t help his government — and no more new video games because those aren’t in the budget. And don’t think you’re going to be able to supersize your meal at McDonald’s any time soon.

I told all of you people this was going to happen and to not vote for Obama, but you were like, “No, Obama is shiny and smells nice; I’m going to vote for him!” Now you’re going to be begging Obama to let you spend some of your money on new socks, but he’ll spend that money on arugula subsidies instead. And when America finally collapses, he’ll flee to France with all the stimulus money he can carry. And then France will collapse and radical Muslims will have all the stimulus money which they’ll spend on bombs and weapons and new wrist watches — exactly what you were going to spend the money on if Obama hadn’t taken it! But you now live in a broken down shack with no money and no wrist watches because of how Obama’s “stimulus” destroyed everything in America, and you have nothing left to do but plot vengeance against the Senators who voted for the giant Obama spending bill. They live in a fenced in compound in the only place in America with electricity and running water, and their robot guards know neither pain nor mercy. How are you going to get by them? You can’t. You might as well impotently blog about it like some Kos Kid, ranting and raving about it to no end. The real Kos Kids have become deranged mutants, by the way; they roam the streets at night hunting people and eating their skin.

Anyway, call your Senator and tell him, “Do not want!” Don’t threaten his family, though — at least not explicitly. Because then in the future he’ll send his hunter drones after you to harvest your organs. That’s the “new politics” for you.