That’s just it, Frank, the U.S. Government doesn’t need our tax dollars anymore. They’ll just print as much “money” as they need electronically – TENS OF TRILLIONS on demand.
Oh, and after the banks are nationalized, the farms are next. They’re going to own all the farm output, also. So, you’ll need The One’s money to buy food.
Sorry, you’ll have to work in a government-approved job to get paid and stand in line for food at government-owned stores. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?
I’m hearing that so many people are p*ssed and not paying their taxes, that the chance of the IRS tracking down any one particular person are fairly slim… But if you happen to be that one particular person… There are actually legal ways to do it but it is complicated and maybe not worth the hassle.
But it won’t matter. BarryO is going to spend, spend, spend, whether we’re chippin’ in or not.
Interesting thought Frank, but I may have a compromise that would work better:
Allow people to designate how their income tax can be spent by putting a matrix of check boxes at the top of each 1040 form.
If you only want your money spent on the military, border patrol, air traffic control, roads/bridges, etc. then only check those boxes. Likewise if you think that the federal government has no role in spending taxpayers’ money on the arts, education, welfare, foreign aid, etc. then leave those boxes unchecked.
Each fat, bloated bureaucracy would have to make due with the amount of money allotted to them by the citizens.
Only $40,000 dollars for the EPA? Too bad. No money at all for PBS? Deal with it.
Sorry Frank, but the only way for that to work is to change party affiliation to democrat, and to that I say hell to the no. I would rather pay my taxes and remain a Republican.
How long do you think it will be before the Blue UN armored personnel carriers are rolling into our neighborhoods to collect Obama’s taxes? And unlike anywhere else in the world, the blue-helmets WILL actually shoot…given that the ‘enemy’ is US.
That being said…does anyone have any nifty, illegal tax dodges, loopholes, Cabinet caveats, or Congressional “Get Out of Jail” cards?
Yea…if I failed to report on and pay 100 dollars in Federal Income Tax I believe the IRS would swoop in with jack booted thugs, arrest me and my wife, confiscate all my assets, have an open auction of my stuff on my front lawn so that my prick neighbors could buy my GoldWing for $20.00 while I service Bubba in some Federal Penn for the next 20 to 30 with time for good behavior!
I think you got it wrong. You are only absolved of tax fraud if appointed to a cabinet post. For some reason, I don’t think the IRS would take “oops” as an answer if I failed to pay my taxes.
Peter: “I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up ‘money laundering’ in a dictionary.
Michael: “We get caught laundering money, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.”
Jimmy’s comments scare me. (Because the comments are so close to making sense!)
Mary Sunshine has a point.
Pretty soon I’ll have to stop reading all of your posts due to the “SCARY REALITY” that you all strike upon. (Especially the one about the U.N. collecting taxes. We all know how crooked them bastards are!)
I don’t think that this so-called solution (ie.. bail out stimulus ) would have come to fruition if the American dollar were based back on the “GOLD Standard”. I mean, what were we thinking when we allowed them to switch to the (what I call ) “the I. O. U. ” standard? It’s like lending your money to the guy at work who you KNOW will NEVER pay you back! “Federal Reserve Note” my ASS!
But one point, It was WALL STREET that cried for bail outs first! And since then, jobs have NOT been created but have BEEN LOST! Are we living in Bizzaro World or what?!
Its clear and obvious that the IRS has been politically motivated for a long time. I can not recall specifics right now but I remember cases of Representatives (House of ) being targeted by the IRS after they badmouthed the IRS. They are essentially part of the thought police network. Say something undesirable and you are given a financial rectal exam and its up to them whether they use KY jelly or not. That is to say boned dry or not.
This blog is very unhealthy for me; it makes me wanna assassinate Obama…and every other Liberal in the country.
Agreed. It’s clear after three weeks that there’s no way this idiot will be able to match the universal success of the previous administration. I wish the American voters could have had the foresight to understand just how good a job Bush did.
I am sorry to burst your bubble dear, but we’ll only get a pass if we’re called to the cabinet. Somehow I can’t see King O’vomit asking little ol’ me to be in his administration, when he knows that I’d rather be buried in sand up to my neck, have honey pored on my head and be eaten by fire ants.
Being in the O’vomit cabinet could be construed as cruel and unusual punishment which for now is against the Constitution but hey it’s early days yet.
I’d be in his cabinet, no sweat!
I’d need Botox treatments to keep my face from showing what I really felt, sure, but I’d have enough material for a dozen Tell-All books in less than a year!
Imagine the titles!
Berrie and Barnie and Ted and Alice,
Valley of the Bail-outs,
The Stepford Senators,
Silent off-Spring,
The Rise and Fall of the Third Rate,
Animal Commune,
How Green Was My Prius,
Gone With the Stimulous,
The Lord of the Deficits,
Harry Reid and the Chamber of Secrets,
The Lying, the Witch, and the Warchest,
The Diary of Ann Coulter …
Hey, I’ve got an idea. How ’bout we just let a few million people lose their livelihoods and their homes. And let all those states that are about to go bankrupt lay off tens of thousands of teachers, police and firefighters. We can home-school our broods, keep a fire extinguisher handy and buy a gun. Oops. Forgot. We already had a bunch of guns. Anyway, we can sit back, have a brewski and watch our roads become undrivable, our bridges collapse, and our school systems fall out of the top 100 in the world. Living in a Third World country ain’t so bad. I been to Mexico. Beer is cheap there. So why should anybody in this country be called upon to extend a helping hand to any fellow American who has fallen on hard times. That’s what taxes are, right. We’d just be paying for stuff for other people. Screw them! I work hard for my money. I say cut my taxes even more and then give some big tax breaks to those corporations. Yeah, that’s the ticket. They always do what’s right for America. They’ll just let all those profits trickle right on down to the unlucky saps who can’t even hold onto a job. Oh, wait a minute. We tried that beore, didn’t we. OK. Never mind.
I had the same idea last stimulus. I haven’t paid my taxes for the previous year. When I recieved notice that I have a 300 dollars check I was happy, so did IRS. They took it.
Nice plan, but they notice when we pay not enough, and make it really hard on us.
Really.
It’s pretty awful.
For years.
And years.
That’s just it, Frank, the U.S. Government doesn’t need our tax dollars anymore. They’ll just print as much “money” as they need electronically – TENS OF TRILLIONS on demand.
Oh, and after the banks are nationalized, the farms are next. They’re going to own all the farm output, also. So, you’ll need The One’s money to buy food.
Sorry, you’ll have to work in a government-approved job to get paid and stand in line for food at government-owned stores. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?
I’m hearing that so many people are p*ssed and not paying their taxes, that the chance of the IRS tracking down any one particular person are fairly slim… But if you happen to be that one particular person… There are actually legal ways to do it but it is complicated and maybe not worth the hassle.
But it won’t matter. BarryO is going to spend, spend, spend, whether we’re chippin’ in or not.
Interesting thought Frank, but I may have a compromise that would work better:
Allow people to designate how their income tax can be spent by putting a matrix of check boxes at the top of each 1040 form.
If you only want your money spent on the military, border patrol, air traffic control, roads/bridges, etc. then only check those boxes. Likewise if you think that the federal government has no role in spending taxpayers’ money on the arts, education, welfare, foreign aid, etc. then leave those boxes unchecked.
Each fat, bloated bureaucracy would have to make due with the amount of money allotted to them by the citizens.
Only $40,000 dollars for the EPA? Too bad. No money at all for PBS? Deal with it.
Sorry Frank, but the only way for that to work is to change party affiliation to democrat, and to that I say hell to the no. I would rather pay my taxes and remain a Republican.
How long do you think it will be before the Blue UN armored personnel carriers are rolling into our neighborhoods to collect Obama’s taxes? And unlike anywhere else in the world, the blue-helmets WILL actually shoot…given that the ‘enemy’ is US.
That being said…does anyone have any nifty, illegal tax dodges, loopholes, Cabinet caveats, or Congressional “Get Out of Jail” cards?
Yea…if I failed to report on and pay 100 dollars in Federal Income Tax I believe the IRS would swoop in with jack booted thugs, arrest me and my wife, confiscate all my assets, have an open auction of my stuff on my front lawn so that my prick neighbors could buy my GoldWing for $20.00 while I service Bubba in some Federal Penn for the next 20 to 30 with time for good behavior!
I think you got it wrong. You are only absolved of tax fraud if appointed to a cabinet post. For some reason, I don’t think the IRS would take “oops” as an answer if I failed to pay my taxes.
Peter: “I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up ‘money laundering’ in a dictionary.
Michael: “We get caught laundering money, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.”
“while I service Bubba in some Federal Penn for the next 20 to 30 with time for good behavior!”
Sorry ussjimmycarter, you don’t get good time in federal prison that is only in state prison.
Jimmy’s comments scare me. (Because the comments are so close to making sense!)
Mary Sunshine has a point.
Pretty soon I’ll have to stop reading all of your posts due to the “SCARY REALITY” that you all strike upon. (Especially the one about the U.N. collecting taxes. We all know how crooked them bastards are!)
I don’t think that this so-called solution (ie.. bail out stimulus ) would have come to fruition if the American dollar were based back on the “GOLD Standard”. I mean, what were we thinking when we allowed them to switch to the (what I call ) “the I. O. U. ” standard? It’s like lending your money to the guy at work who you KNOW will NEVER pay you back! “Federal Reserve Note” my ASS!
But one point, It was WALL STREET that cried for bail outs first! And since then, jobs have NOT been created but have BEEN LOST! Are we living in Bizzaro World or what?!
Aww! It’s going to be a long 30 years for the little trooper…
ussjc, Hillary called. She has a job for you at State. Bring your best “behavior.” Hehe.
Its clear and obvious that the IRS has been politically motivated for a long time. I can not recall specifics right now but I remember cases of Representatives (House of ) being targeted by the IRS after they badmouthed the IRS. They are essentially part of the thought police network. Say something undesirable and you are given a financial rectal exam and its up to them whether they use KY jelly or not. That is to say boned dry or not.
It’s alright, Arlen Specter will get to the bottom of it. What an arrogant, useful idiot.
Since when has how much they have coming in had any bearing on how much they think they can spend?
This blog is very unhealthy for me; it makes me wanna assassinate Obama…and every other Liberal in the country.
Pseudo- the thought police are on their way. You might wanna hide under a desk or something. At the very least, keep your back to the telescreen.
Agreed. It’s clear after three weeks that there’s no way this idiot will be able to match the universal success of the previous administration. I wish the American voters could have had the foresight to understand just how good a job Bush did.
I think you have it backwards, Frank. Apparently you can only get nominated to a cabinet post in this administration IF you’ve stopped paying taxes.
Goodbye King Log.
Hello King Stork.
“Hello Deadwood Bank and Trust this is Tom Daschle.
Yes, I need you to stop payment on a check for me…”
#22 Terry_Jim, he he, you said dead wood and daschel in the same sentence, he he.
I am sorry to burst your bubble dear, but we’ll only get a pass if we’re called to the cabinet. Somehow I can’t see King O’vomit asking little ol’ me to be in his administration, when he knows that I’d rather be buried in sand up to my neck, have honey pored on my head and be eaten by fire ants.
Being in the O’vomit cabinet could be construed as cruel and unusual punishment which for now is against the Constitution but hey it’s early days yet.
I’d be in his cabinet, no sweat!
I’d need Botox treatments to keep my face from showing what I really felt, sure, but I’d have enough material for a dozen Tell-All books in less than a year!
Imagine the titles!
Berrie and Barnie and Ted and Alice,
Valley of the Bail-outs,
The Stepford Senators,
Silent off-Spring,
The Rise and Fall of the Third Rate,
Animal Commune,
How Green Was My Prius,
Gone With the Stimulous,
The Lord of the Deficits,
Harry Reid and the Chamber of Secrets,
The Lying, the Witch, and the Warchest,
The Diary of Ann Coulter …
Hey, I’ve got an idea. How ’bout we just let a few million people lose their livelihoods and their homes. And let all those states that are about to go bankrupt lay off tens of thousands of teachers, police and firefighters. We can home-school our broods, keep a fire extinguisher handy and buy a gun. Oops. Forgot. We already had a bunch of guns. Anyway, we can sit back, have a brewski and watch our roads become undrivable, our bridges collapse, and our school systems fall out of the top 100 in the world. Living in a Third World country ain’t so bad. I been to Mexico. Beer is cheap there. So why should anybody in this country be called upon to extend a helping hand to any fellow American who has fallen on hard times. That’s what taxes are, right. We’d just be paying for stuff for other people. Screw them! I work hard for my money. I say cut my taxes even more and then give some big tax breaks to those corporations. Yeah, that’s the ticket. They always do what’s right for America. They’ll just let all those profits trickle right on down to the unlucky saps who can’t even hold onto a job. Oh, wait a minute. We tried that beore, didn’t we. OK. Never mind.
I had the same idea last stimulus. I haven’t paid my taxes for the previous year. When I recieved notice that I have a 300 dollars check I was happy, so did IRS. They took it.