So Obama has expanded the SCHIP program, which seems like a pretty stupid idea right now. We’re in an economic crisis and it’s time for making cuts, and frankly healthy poor kids doesn’t help anyone right now. Obama assures us, though, that it will all be easily funded as long as lots of people keep smoking and paying the new higher tax. In fact, they’re going to change the warnings on cigarettes to things like:
SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Smoking may cause cancer and lung disease, but it also funds health care for poor kids so it all evens out in the end. Smoke ’em if you got ’em!
Also, packs of cigarettes will now all have a picture of a smiling Obama smoking a cigarette on the front.
You know, if we could just get unhealthy poor kids to smoke cigarettes, then they could pay for there own health care.
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