Cheney’s Threats

So, do you think Cheney is threatening an attack on the U.S if Obama reverses his policies? Does he have WMDs? Is anyone keeping track of him?

This is why we must prosecute Cheney for war crimes — if he’s in prison, then he can’t attack us.

…Then again, he’s is an evil mastermind, and he could probably sneak instruction to his minions out of prison. And prison would only make him angrier and more likely to attack us.

I guess we’re better off just doing whatever he tells us.

19 Comments

  1. Wouldn’t the great B. “Who’s Sane?” O. be more intimidating with an M-16 in one hand and a large knife in the other, with a Rambo-like band tied around his forehead and a primal scream on his face?

    Photoshop anyone?

  2. I love Chenney. He’s the kind of guy that still has the effect on you that your dad did when you were little. You know, when Dad gives you “the look” and doesn’t have to say a word? You just know you’re in trouble. Cheney’s the same way. I wouldn’t want “the look” from him.

    I think he’s given Barry “the look”. Hopefully Barry’s smart enough to understand what that means.

  3. We are going to need to send Cheney back to Washington to slap The One a couple of times and then sit him down and have a “teachable moment” with him! After The One changes his pants, he will then get back to work with a more serious attitude…

  4. Put Cheney in prison & he’ll rip the bars off & beat you to death with them. You could try one of those nancy-boy glass jobs like they used on Magneto in “X-Men”, but only if you want to try gargling molten glass after he uses his eye beams on it.

    Dick’s been shipping Halliburton trucks to the Middle East for years. Why? He plans to bury Iran in 120′ of oil-well cement if they act up.

  5. I don’t think Cheney jokes very often. He’s serious about the terrorist threat and should be recruited as a Wolverine (!!!). Obamuhammad is clueless, loves everyone everywhere, and should be classified as a traitorous piss-ant.

  6. You know I find it highly suspicious that Dick Cheney has 10 identical Darth Vader costumes lined up in his closet. That and the fact he’s got that helmut vacuum that sucks the helmet to your head with a ssssswwwwuuuupp noise. And he forgets and calls me sonny boy Luke once in a while. And I do find it suspicious that I hear music in the background going

    duh da da duh da da duh

    with those intimidating horn chords. Of course the heavy breather phone calls don’t help either.

  7. He’s not as frightening as Carl the Jackal Rove who controls people with the power of his mind. No prison can hold him, not wall is thick enough, no material dense enough to contain the power of his mind.

    (Of course he can’t control O’vomit and the O’vomitations. You have to HAVE a mind to control first…….

  8. I totally agree with PammyV! I absolutely loved seeing Cheney interviewed by mere mortal MSM drive-by reporters. He scared the holy shit out of them with his “you are such an idiot” look and they ran away like little school girls when he took them down with his even-toned voice and superior mind. What a hunk! I love that man and respect him totally! YEAH CHENEY! (He is definitely a super-hero disguised as Clark Kent’s grandfather.)

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