“If Every Muslim Acted Like Muhammad, According to Modern Law They’d Have to Be Jailed”

Dude.

Hot Air is calling him the “Candaian Zo”. Of course their Zo would be white; they’re so lame.

Monkeying around

Racism abounds.

From liberals.

They’re finding racism all over the place. It’s amazing where people find racism. Frank J. pointed out how silly it is that people are calling a cartoon in the New York Post racist, because it has a monkey in it. Okay, chimpanzee. Still, you get my point.

So, are monkeys off limits for humor?

No more funny monkey videos?

That’d be a shame.

The good news, though, is that you can still use monkeys in political humor.

You can do this:

Bush-chimp

You cannot do this:

Obama reach Curious George reach

Any questions?

Now It’s Racist to Say “He’s My President”

NY1 is a real TV station. The story – less so.

But I gotta admit, I bit for well over half the video.

The weirdest part is that if this thing goes viral, it might actually be self-fulfilling.

[Hat tip: Pamibe]

Crazed, Black-Hating Liberals

A lot of people e-mailed me about the chimp incident in Stamford, Connecticut, but I didn’t comment on it because that was actually so horrible I didn’t feel like making fun of it. This is funny, though:

The NY Post put up this cartoon, and the obvious implication is that the stimulus bill is so horrible it could have been written by a crazed, face-eating monkey. Now, that’s not entirely accurate, as a crazed, face-eating monkey does not have enough wits about it to use a national economic crisis to get pork projects for its district, but still I see the comparison.

Liberals, though, see something different though. Apparently, when they see a crazed, face-eating monkey — no matter the context — the first thing they think of is the current president. Why? Because he’s black, and apparently liberals think black people are just a step away from being crazed, face-eating monkeys. It doesn’t matter that Barack Obama is Harvard educated and has been elected president of the most powerful nation on earth, liberals still associate him with a monkey and it is insulting and disgusting. One really gets the feeling that as soon as liberals do a load of whites, they’ll be marching down the streets wearing sheets and burning crosses (which makes more sense for them since they have a disdain of Christianity — perhaps because Christianity is so favored by black people).

Anyway, IMAO would just like to state that we feel Barack Obama is in no way like a crazed, face-eating monkey and it’s ridiculous to think police should use lethal force against him. I hope some liberal blogs will make the same pledge, but I won’t hold my breath.

I Deserve a Stimulus for My Writing

As many of you know, I’ve been struggling to finish my Hellbender story I’ve been putting on this blog. I blame the economic condition for the delay, as hacked out stories posted piece by piece on a blog with little proofreading are just not profitable in this current climate. I bet a lot of people feel that way. In fact, I bet hacked out stories posted piece by piece on a blog with little proofreading could disappear entirely if the government doesn’t use some of its stimulus money to save them. Do we really want another industry disappearing with so many jobs lost already? Write your Congressman and tell them to send money to me to get me to finish Hellbender. If for the economy, and America.

It’s Gonna Be a Rough Four Years

If we’re not allowed to make monkey-related comments about the President who has the biggest sticky-out chimp-ears since John Tyler.

SIDE NOTE: Rev. Sharpton doesn’t know the difference between “infer” and “imply”.

“Being that the stimulus bill has been the first legislative victory of President Barack Obama (the first African American president) and has become synonymous with him it is not a reach to wonder are they inferring that a monkey wrote the last bill?”