A lot of people e-mailed me about the chimp incident in Stamford, Connecticut, but I didn’t comment on it because that was actually so horrible I didn’t feel like making fun of it. This is funny, though:
The NY Post put up this cartoon, and the obvious implication is that the stimulus bill is so horrible it could have been written by a crazed, face-eating monkey. Now, that’s not entirely accurate, as a crazed, face-eating monkey does not have enough wits about it to use a national economic crisis to get pork projects for its district, but still I see the comparison.
Liberals, though, see something different though. Apparently, when they see a crazed, face-eating monkey — no matter the context — the first thing they think of is the current president. Why? Because he’s black, and apparently liberals think black people are just a step away from being crazed, face-eating monkeys. It doesn’t matter that Barack Obama is Harvard educated and has been elected president of the most powerful nation on earth, liberals still associate him with a monkey and it is insulting and disgusting. One really gets the feeling that as soon as liberals do a load of whites, they’ll be marching down the streets wearing sheets and burning crosses (which makes more sense for them since they have a disdain of Christianity — perhaps because Christianity is so favored by black people).
Anyway, IMAO would just like to state that we feel Barack Obama is in no way like a crazed, face-eating monkey and it’s ridiculous to think police should use lethal force against him. I hope some liberal blogs will make the same pledge, but I won’t hold my breath.
Nice detail on the sidearm, Sig P229? Also note the “beware of dog” sign; subtle irony is the best irony.
Thank you. I have been wondering when someone was going to expose this bigotry. After all demoncrats were the party of slavery. They hated Lincoln and they spent the years after the war trying to undo any good that came from it.
I don’t think of a monkey when I see O’vomit or any other person, except maybe Alec Baldwin or Prince Charles but thats because neither have the morals of chimps.
I’m black and I didn’t even think about Obama at all in that cartoon. My fellow libs just want to shut up any condemnation of Obama, and accsuing someone of racism fits the bill. It’s one of the main reasons why they pushed for him instead of Hilary in the first place. The other reason is they knew they could push O around.
I thought that the monkey was Chinese, with all this talk about losing face. I always thought that was figurative…
Heh heh. Monkey.
Please use the proper terminology. A chimpDemzee is a great ape. Well in this case maybe not so great ape because he uses people as chew toys. Its important for credibility for you to spell everything correctly and have all factoids in a row even if you overall idea is totally broke…….. I know because some bone headed lib schooled me on this yesterday.
Mr. TowelHead…..towel off hoser! Have you never heard of Chinese face thieves?
According to a birth certificate which was newly released, Travis was Indonesian.
Bumped!
Newsflash
After finally water boarding the owner of the chimp, police have learned that she recently had taken to watching reruns of Rosie with her “friend” each morning. She had noticed her pet becoming more and more depressed and on this particular morning they just finished watching an episode where Rosie had completed a long explanation of her lesbianism and “the chimp just popped”! “I couldn’t control him anymore”, said the owner. “He went berserk”!
“We think we may have eliminated the wrong suspect” a member of the police force commented with the guarantee of his name not being used…
Unbelievable. Read This.
http://newsok.com/okc-officer-pulls-man-over-for-anti-obama-sign-on-vehicle/article/3347038?custom_click=lead_story_title
#7 – According to a birth certificate which was newly released, Travis was Indonesian.
So we now have the monkeys birth certificate, but still do not have Husseins.
Amazing
Make that # 8, not # 7
Sorry about that # 8 – Idaho Spud
Somebody (can’t remember who) pointed out that Obama didn’t really author the Porkulus, and probably hasn’t even read it. He delegated it to Pelosi. Then behind closed doors the rest of the dem leadership added bits of turd ’til the Crap Sandwich looked like something Dagwood Bumstead would make.
So Obama can take off the body armor and heave a big exhalation of relief. The dead ape symbolizes Pelosi. I feel for the cops who have to make that stressful, life-or-death decision: “Oh no! Is that raving beast charging at me Pelosi or a drunk monkey? I just can’t tell, so I’m gonna have to shoot…”
While one can’t help but think of Curious George when one looks at President Obama, The Post’s cartoon is nonetheless unfortunate, and plays right into the knuckle-dragging paws of Sharpton & Co…
(O)ne can’t help but think of Curious George when one looks at President Obama
Uh…excuse Me…but that sentence is redundant because I do NOT think of Curious George when I look at Myself!
(I think of Roddy McDowell in all that Planet of The Apes makeup—you racist honkey crackers!)
I was about to write that myself, innominatus. Rush was talking about that today.
Anyway, IMAO would just like to state that we feel Barack Obama is in no way like a crazed, face-eating monkey
…as comparing them to Obamuhhh would be considered an insult to any crazed, face-eating monkeys nearby, and you really don’t want to be the one to piss off a crazed, face-eating monkey!
Maybe if people would stop looking for racism where there isn’t, there wouldn’t be any where there is.
Was it a face only a monkey could love? Was it the face that sank a thousand ships? Was it his “o” face?
I think ole al is just irritated because he was not attacked by a crazed face eating monkey. Would have been the closest he’s been to “action” in years.
It probably would not matter if the police shot Pelosi, or any other dem. I think that is the party of crazed face eating drunk monkeys.
I guess there must be some truth to the theorem about a roomful of monkeys reproducing all of the great written works by banging on typewriters for an infinite period of time. Hell, a roomful of Democratic baboons banged this sh*t out in less than a week.
Frankly, any crazed, face-eating monkey should be offended to be compared to Obama.
So the chimp was born in Indonesia eh!? That means he’s a Muslim! Being a Muslim chimp explains why he treated those women so badly, he was on a jihad ’cause they refused to obey and submit as the Holy Crayon commands women to do! They’re both lucky he didn’t behead them as is his right and duty according to the Holy Crayon!! Furthermore because of his religious status this shooting now takes on a whole new perspective. No doubt the shooting of the crazed chimp should fall under the heading of “Police Brutality” and that means a full scale money and time consuming investigation of a possible violation of the chimp’s civil rights is fully warranted. Let the investigations begin………….
Please use the proper terminology. A chimpDemzee is a great ape.
Absolutely correct. An ape can be distinguished from a monkey by the fact that apes don’t have tails and monkeys do. Monkeys can be distinguished from several of my former girlfriends by the fact that monkeys don’t have hooves or horns, nor do they offer to buy souls.
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Late News!! The woman attacked by Travis the chimp has been moved to a new location which is the facility that performed the first “Face Transplant” 4 weeks ago.
My thinking is if they remove “Travis’s face” and give it to this woman then the next time she meets up with a violent ape it will think it’s one of them and leave her alone???
” Please use the proper terminology. A chimpDemzee is a great ape. ”
I dunno, I have called chimpDemzee’s many things. Great was not one of them !!!
Color me…Sorry. Label me “old fashioned” or something–but I thought the reference was to the million-monkeys-hammering-randomly-on-typewriters-will reproduce-Shakespeare thing.[1]
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typewriter
John Legend’s quote says it all:
In an open letter to The Post, musician John Legend criticized the newspaper and called on New Yorkers not to buy it, or talk to its reporters or buy its advertising space.
Addressing the newspaper’s editors, Legend wrote, “Did it occur to you that our president has been receiving death threats since early in his candidacy? Did it occur to you that blacks have historically been compared to various apes as a way of racist insult and mockery? Did you intend to invoke these painful themes when you printed the cartoon?
“If that’s not what you intended, then it was stupid and willfully ignorant of you not to connect these easily connectable dots. If it is what you intended, then you obviously wanted to be grossly provocative, racist and offensive.”
Either way, Legend said, the fact that the cartoon was printed “is truly reprehensible.”
The left is mad because of the truth. The truth is that our congress and president are acting as irresponsibly as a crazed face eating monkey.
I say mock them. Mock them hard. Mock them fast. Mock them often. The more the SOBs are offended, the better. They deserve no respect. If they don’t want to be mocked, then they should govern in an honest and responsible manner. Damn dirty apes!
So…Scaryevilmonkey went and finally pushed a couple officers too far, did he? I should have guessed he was one of the authors of the porkulous bill…
#31. Scott
Did it occur to Mr. Legend that all presidents and presidential candidates get death threats? Hell, you can get a death threat too just by writing something over at Huffpo. Any of the folks who write at this site are eligible. Join now to beat the rush. Collect all twelve. Be the first in your neighborhood. A perfect gift for that ‘special someone’. Offer not valid in all areas.
Good heavens Scott dear, where have you been? Presidents have been receiving death threats since there have been presidents. Just because O’vomit is black or young or a socialist did you think that was going to change? What makes him so special, seeing as how he BARELY got a majority of the vote?
Face it your candidate is a inexperienced, socialistic, lawyer with no provable accomplishments and a lot of really suspicious baggage, from who his friends are to what he’s willing to do to the country to pay back his supporters (ie Porkulous). In truth he is no better than the Tammany Hall politicians in the mid 1800. He is not the messiah, nor is he Santa.
If Mr. O’vomit can’t take the heat he should do what liberal screamed at Mr. Bush to do from the second he became president. They called Pres. Bush names, went after his wife and daughters, dug up his past and plastered his personal life all across the media. Maybe if the media had done the same to “their” candidate we might not be looking at the morass we now see. At least the public would have had a real choice instead of a media chosen “savior”. Maybe the “mystery” over his birth certificate would have finally been solved. Now of course we’ll never really know. Too much smoke and mirrors and oh yeah……………………
Politics as usual.
This is not a liberal/conservative issue. Anyone who grew up in America has heard monkey/nigger being thrown around synonymously. Even if this wasn’t their intention, the cartoon WAS in poor taste, why bother defending it?